Tottenham Thread - 2022/23

[aguero93:20]

This isn't a complete joke post but Spursy can't do any worse than appoint Julian Nagelsmann, seeing Tuchel is going to get the Bayern Munich job. It is going to take some convincing. If not Spursy, England might be wise to have a closer look.

If they hire him, then he'll either be sacked within 12 months or he'll win the league with them.

 

[Semper aggressus]

If they hire him, then he'll either be sacked within 12 months or he'll win the league with them.

Even Pep wouldn’t win the league with Spurs. They’re Spurs.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Even Pep wouldn’t win the league with Spurs. They’re Spurs.

Has your keyboard not got a 'Y'?

;)

 

[aguero93:20]

Even Pep wouldn’t win the league with Spurs. They’re Spurs.

The former is probably far more likely tbf.

 

[RayCTID]

If they hire him, then he'll either be sacked within 12 months or he'll win the league with them.

Yep or a domestic trophy

 

[give it to gordon]

Has he been sacked yet ?

 

[waspish]

Apparently levy thinks he can get Laporte for 30m

 

[aguero93:20]

Apparently levy thinks he can get Laporte for 30m

La Porte is French for 'the door', so yeah, for 30m we'll give Levy the fucking door.

 

[KingGeorge]

Apparently levy thinks he can get Laporte for 30m

LaPorte costs 100 million for Levy…We have a special surcharge just for Levy

 

[jimharri]

SSN reporting that Nagelsmann is "open to talks" about becoming the next man to fail to lead Spurs to silverware.