Tottenham Thread - 2022/23

[dickie davies]

Yeah but Levy did produce a shiny new ground so what’s the issue ?????
I know they haven’t won a title in over 60 years
I know they win the odd cup competition once a decade
but who needs any of that when you have nice shining seats :)

Their shiny stadium is the shape of a toilet seat

 

[KS55]

Am I having a brain fart here - I’ve absolutely no idea who the spurs manager is these days.

They sacked Conte right? And just not replaced him?

Replaced him with his assistant, Felatio.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Least he stayed til 5. ;)

 

[KS55]

The awful management of Spurs is now coming home to haunt them. The owners, which include Levy, are interested only in the bottom line. The shiny new stadium is about increased profit not better football.
Lack of spending for squad development is one ingredient, but Conte hit the nail on the head: their culture is to accept second best. In the end that will translate into lower income as they fail to reach the CL.
Serves them right.

 

[give it to gordon]

Least he stayed til 5. ;)

His team is 5-nil down he has travelled to Newcastle and his first thought is to film himself leaving ! Why not just leave ?

 

[Koniec]

I’ve left games way earlier and with a smaller losing margin. Surprised they waited for the 5th before sacking it.

 

[tommybooth]

Up to their eye balls in massive debt based on getting to the chumps league every year to pay it off. Man the life boats.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Kane is obviously desperate to break Alan Shearers premier league record but if he stays at Spurs he knows he'll win fuck all but gets the record so does he move to a premier league club where he might have a chance of winning something and if so which club?

Or does he move abroad which then scuppers his chance at breaking the record

 

[aguero93:20]

Haha.

 

[aguero93:20]

Up to their eye balls in massive debt based on getting to the chumps league every year to pay it off. Man the life boats.

There's no life boats. Or life vests, radios, flares etc, the original supplier wouldn't accept Levy's offer of 1/5th of the list price or a swap for Harry Winks and the replacements he ordered from wish never showed up.