Tottenham Thread - 2022/23

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Yeah but Levy did produce a shiny new ground so what’s the issue ?????
I know they haven’t won a title in over 60 years
I know they win the odd cup competition once a decade
but who needs any of that when you have nice shining seats :)
Their shiny stadium is the shape of a toilet seat
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The awful management of Spurs is now coming home to haunt them. The owners, which include Levy, are interested only in the bottom line. The shiny new stadium is about increased profit not better football.
Lack of spending for squad development is one ingredient, but Conte hit the nail on the head: their culture is to accept second best. In the end that will translate into lower income as they fail to reach the CL.
Serves them right.
 
Up to their eye balls in massive debt based on getting to the chumps league every year to pay it off. Man the life boats.
 
Kane is obviously desperate to break Alan Shearers premier league record but if he stays at Spurs he knows he'll win fuck all but gets the record so does he move to a premier league club where he might have a chance of winning something and if so which club?

Or does he move abroad which then scuppers his chance at breaking the record
 
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Up to their eye balls in massive debt based on getting to the chumps league every year to pay it off. Man the life boats.
There's no life boats. Or life vests, radios, flares etc, the original supplier wouldn't accept Levy's offer of 1/5th of the list price or a swap for Harry Winks and the replacements he ordered from wish never showed up.
 
Kane is obviously desperate to break Alan Shearers premier league record but if he stays at Spurs he knows he'll win fuck all but gets the record so does he move to a premier league club where he might have a chance of winning something and if so which club?

Or does he move abroad which then scuppers his chance at breaking the record
As it's all about himself he'll stay just to make himself look loyal, devoted to the cause etc. That way he might take Shearer's record but then he'll probably miss out on a trophy - again.
If he did sign for someone else it doesn't guarantee him winning the Prem/F.A. Cup/Champions League or whatever, he might stand a better chance by leaving the sinking ship that is Tottenham, but if he stays he's pretty much guaranteed God-like status because his accumulation of penalties and tap-ins will mean he'll beat Shearer's record.

Besides, he'd want to be top-dog at the rags and they've already got more than enough of them.
 
Really? Thought I must have forgotten, but Wiki doesn't say he's dead? I know it's not 100%....

So would he be any better or worse than what they have...?
No, you're right. I thought he'd pegged out, but I must have been getting him mixed up with Alan 'I won the World Cup' Ball.

When he came to us, we were a basket case and he got stressed out and chucked it in. Same deal at Spurs now. I think the pressure would break him (again).
 
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