Tottenham Thread - 2022/23

[Sir peace frog]

fucking hate conte, hes a miserable whinging twat, cant be doing with the fella

 

[burning blue soul]

When I see our club's name dragged through mud, when I see horrible things said about our owners, when I see the witch hunt surrounding us on all sides, I just sit back, relax.... and thank fuck we are not Spurs!!!

 

[balotellishaircut]

Conte begging to get sacked has a really bad look for Spuds, but will Levy play ball and pay him off, don’t think so somehow.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Conte begging to get sacked has a really bad look for Spuds, but will Levy play ball and pay him off, don’t think so somehow.

A manager who wants out of the club managing players who want out of the club where no one can win a trophy. But 3 nights of Beyoncé and their own admittedly half decent beer. A match made in heaven.

 

[Cellarite]

Remember a Suprs fan who used to come on here around 10 years ago who would produce spreadsheets telling us how much better Spurs were than us.

He was absolutely adamant that Bale wouldn't be sold to Madrid right up until the day he was sold.

And in that summer when they signed 7 players he went went on and produced another spreadsheet about how everyone one of those 7 players were better than what we had.

THFC6162 or something he was called

What a fucking loon he was.

JimB wasn’t much better. I ripped him a new arsehole over Spurs trying to furlough staff but he wouldn’t have it that they were out of order.

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

Remember a Suprs fan who used to come on here around 10 years ago who would produce spreadsheets telling us how much better Spurs were than us.

He was absolutely adamant that Bale wouldn't be sold to Madrid right up until the day he was sold.

And in that summer when they signed 7 players he went went on and produced another spreadsheet about how everyone one of those 7 players were better than what we had.

THFC6162 or something he was called

He was a deluded prick just like JimB

 

[TinFoilHat]

What next for the great Tottenham Hotspur?

First club with a cheese room
First club to build an F1 go kart course under the pitch

Maybe they'll have a pottery room so someone actually lifts a cup there.

 

[balotellishaircut]

What next for the great Tottenham Hotspur?

First club with a cheese room
First club to build an F1 go kart course under the pitch

Maybe they'll have a pottery room so someone actually lifts a cup there.

TFH I’m pissing myself here, that’s a brilliant post mate.

 

[aguero93:20]

At least he was spared having to watch the match.

 

[hammocity]

I remember him giving a detailed analysis on how Paulinho was better than Fernandinho and how Soldado was going to be a better striker than Aguero on spreadsheets.

What a fucking weapon he was

This from an article quoting Garth Crooks about those signings:


“Tottenham have sold Elvis but bought The Beatles”.

As it turns out, those signings were less Paul, John, George and Ringo and more Zippy, Bungle, George and Geoffrey.

Seven players made the switch to north London: Erik Lamela, Roberto Soldado, Paulinho, Christian Eriksen, Etienne Capoue, Vlad Chiriches and Nacer Chadli.”

Erickson by far the best amongst that lot even though Paulino played for Barca (I think).