Tourists

Would rather sit next to a 'tourist' than some of the moaning bastard 'locals' who never have anything positive to say during the game
 
vulcan said:
Whew! Being a glory hunter that I am, I was hoping to be at my first City game soon. Am getting a little anxious now about being in the midst of 'lifelong' City supporters in the stands...doesn't help that I am Asian..

You will know who these "so called life long supporters are" They will be the one's who stay sat down with their hands folded all through the match and leave befoe the game ends. I welcome all new blues as one other poster said, every new blue is one less rag.
 
Mantel said:
vulcan said:
Whew! Being a glory hunter that I am, I was hoping to be at my first City game soon. Am getting a little anxious now about being in the midst of 'lifelong' City supporters in the stands...doesn't help that I am Asian..
If their stereotypes are pissing you off, use your Kung-Fu on them.
I was thinking of replying and asking what it had to do with him being Asian, whatever that is, but that son, was Quality.
 
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gordondaviesmoustache said:
vulcan said:
Whew! Being a glory hunter that I am, I was hoping to be at my first City game soon. Am getting a little anxious now about being in the midst of 'lifelong' City supporters in the stands...doesn't help that I am Asian..
I thought you were a Vulcan.


Sorry i can handle the tourists from America, the Middle East, Asia etc but I'm drawing the line at aliens . We'll be letting fecking Klingons in next. You can stick your slimy out of this world discharge ; you are only here to turn us into food. Oh and pointy ears wtf .....
 
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EricBrooksGhost said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
vulcan said:
Whew! Being a glory hunter that I am, I was hoping to be at my first City game soon. Am getting a little anxious now about being in the midst of 'lifelong' City supporters in the stands...doesn't help that I am Asian..
I thought you were a Vulcan.


Sorry i can handle the tourists from America, the Middle East, Asia etc but I'm drawing the line at aliens . We'll be letting fecking Klingons in next. You can stick your slimy out of this world discharge ; you are only here to turn us into food. Oh and pointy ears wtf .....

PMSL! I may be anxious coming to the match but I love this forum!

And, Mantel, the Kung-Fu bit was indeed quality!
 
Berkovic_blue said:
Would rather sit next to a 'tourist' than some of the moaning bastard 'locals' who never have anything positive to say during the game
I'm getting more and more pissed off with the moaners with each passing week

Moaning like fuck on Wednesday saying we're going to lose, and their fave boo boy is Jolean, he is to blame for everything!
 
squirtyflower said:
Berkovic_blue said:
Would rather sit next to a 'tourist' than some of the moaning bastard 'locals' who never have anything positive to say during the game
I'm getting more and more pissed off with the moaners with each passing week

Moaning like fuck on Wednesday saying we're going to lose, and their fave boo boy is Jolean, he is to blame for everything!


I have contemplated chinning the **** behind me in the bogs. What a moaning prick. Tevez scored a great solo goal against wolves, as we did the poznan, i could hear him call carlos a greedy ****! When aguero scored that great late strike, he said it was lucky. The **** offers a million stats on the opposition players, forever down on lescott and yaya is a lazy ****.


I honestly sometimes preffered it, when the only expectation was not getting hammered at the swamp, and staying up.
 
Berkovic_blue said:
Would rather sit next to a 'tourist' than some of the moaning bastard 'locals' who never have anything positive to say during the game


Or I'm sure a 'tourist' would be a better option than the two 'local' cabbages, grown men in there late 40's early 50's in front to me, one of whom shouted ''get the fuckin foreigners of the fucking pitch'' When I said to him ''think about what you have just said mate'' it went a bit quiet.
 
glen quagmire said:
squirtyflower said:
Berkovic_blue said:
Would rather sit next to a 'tourist' than some of the moaning bastard 'locals' who never have anything positive to say during the game
I'm getting more and more pissed off with the moaners with each passing week

Moaning like fuck on Wednesday saying we're going to lose, and their fave boo boy is Jolean, he is to blame for everything!


I have contemplated chinning the **** behind me in the bogs. What a moaning prick. Tevez scored a great solo goal against wolves, as we did the poznan, i could hear him call carlos a greedy ****! When aguero scored that great late strike, he said it was lucky. The **** offers a million stats on the opposition players, forever down on lescott and yaya is a lazy ****.


I honestly sometimes preffered it, when the only expectation was not getting hammered at the swamp, and staying up.
I've had 'words' with the moaning twat behind me only to have his several mates come over looking for trouble, so I just sent the gobshites packing
But with every passing game I'm getting back into the routine of wanting to go and chin the tit as we're seeing the best football in a generation and yet they still find something to go on about
Wednesday they thought we should be 4 up at half time against this shit, ffs the current Europa league holders!
 
squirtyflower said:
Berkovic_blue said:
Would rather sit next to a 'tourist' than some of the moaning bastard 'locals' who never have anything positive to say during the game
I'm getting more and more pissed off with the moaners with each passing week

Moaning like fuck on Wednesday saying we're going to lose, and their fave boo boy is Jolean, he is to blame for everything!

As I have posted before on this thread we have always had more than our fair share of these bell ends down the years. Having met me squirty, I think you'll agree that self-confidence and bravado is not something that I lack ,and as a consequence I have taken my life in my hands on numerous occasions with these prophets of doom down the years. They don't appear to enjoy being on the receiving end of their own medicine, which is surely one of the the hallmarks of a bully

They have made several players lives a misery down the years and I have no doubt were partly responsible for the perpetual underachievement of this football club and why united's label of us being "bitters" was not entirely based in fiction.

I am by nature a very upbeat person, and it would be unreasonable of me to expect everyone to share my perspective on life, but some of our supporters are such miserable bastards you do wonder why they even make the effort to get out of bed in the morning.
 

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