Trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson

[solley attwell]

Hello Alex, my name is Brenda and I work for isis

 

[yeseye]

If pretend I was mad!

 

[dronefromsector7g]

I'd unzip and say "deep fry this you ****".

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I'd unzip and say "deep fry this you c**t".

Isn't it already coated in 'batter'?

 

[manimanc]

"could you open the doors please as the stench of stale piss is knocking me out.."

 

[billfromthehill]

God please
GOING DOWN.,

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'd unzip and say "deep fry this you ****".

[bigimg]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01535/mars_1535801c.jpg[/bigimg]

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Squeal like a pig.

 

[billfromthehill]

Fukien hell you sweaty sock twat it stinks of six in here(6-1 haha)

 

[DiscoSteve]

Ask him to chew his gum a little quieter and marvel at his furious reaction.

and tell him to keep his gob shut while chewing his gum too the dirty bastard