Trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Release the worst fart I could and do my utmost best to stop the lift from working. Have a lungful of that, Danepak

 

[GSW Blue]

How's your Darren doing at Peterborough?

 

[crazyg]

That smells a nice whisky. Who's brand is it?

 

[Alan Oakes Shinpads]

Do you still get a Christmas card from McManus and Magnier ?

 

[sh249]

Pass me the hip flask.

 

[Rosler1985]

Replay the 6-1 and QPR game over and over on my phone.

 

[Tanzeylee]

2 go into a lift, only 1 gets out, one question, anyone know a good barrister...

 

[AnkzCT32]

I'd probably give him a box of nice Swiss chocolates for appointing Moyes as his successor. The teams were coming to the shithole and beating them for fun and coupled with the steamroller that we were last season, really turned them into a fucking joke, hopefully for a long time to come! Players will not only look at us as a better option to play for, they will also demand more money to go, and stay there. Their revenues have reduced because of crashing out of Europe AND they have to pay the players more money AND they have to throw money at anything that is available during the transfer window; so much money that FFP is starting to lurk like a vulture on their own carcass; the same FFP that they supported just to close the doors on clubs like ours. So many things happened over the course of just one season and for one reason only, DAVID MOYES! And who do we have to thank him for? Sir Baconface!

 

[Bobinho]

Wouldn't have got into the same lift with the old cnut in the first place

 

[nedums noodles]

Not in my lift-time.

love it!!