They are an absolute joke, i saw a man dressed as a badger offering sweets out, i mean, wtf is he doing wrong? Was the badger costume too much? Was it not Haribo? God knows, but what i do know is if that was Fingermouse they would have left him alone. Daft thing is, when i went to Villa away in 1952 it was the same, giant badger everyehere. I know times have changed but why is a badger socially incorrect. I had just bought my rattle and my scarf and had hammered down my 10th Bovril, was wild back then, cant handle that much now, and what do you know, 4 of them holding hands and singing you'll never walk alone. Why would a Badger at Villa do that? But anyway, i'm going off track.
What we need to do is get all these stewards together and get Mr Cook to have a very strong word with them, "I dressed as a badger for years and u never threw me out" I love Mr Cook and Miss him greatly, he was a rum one when we stayed in that hotel room together in Poznan, he jumped up and down all over me thats for sure!
I thiunk the only way we can sort this out is to lower the stand 6 feet, that way it wont look like anyone is stood up, and the BBC wont get annoyed wiyh us and put us on after Fulham, dont you hate that they do that, we should be on before the credits role, wallop, have a bit of City.
So finally in conclusion, i have spoken to my friend, George the steward, and he says ur at risk if ur male or female, between the ages o 0-99, basically, we all need to dress up as foetus's, drag our mums to the game and just be very very quiet, then we can watch our beloved blues do what they have done since the day of Bell and Flitcroft.
Fight, fight all the way to the bottom of the sea, thats what we do, we're Fingermice and we're barmy.