Troy Deeney's Team of the Week 2024/25

[mattcity5]

I think what we've seen is a move from crazy, nonsensical, bizarre and funny choices of the wrong players, to just boring choices of the wrong players.

I reckon Garth will be back by Xmas.

 

[mattcity5]

Nice to see they've found someone else to not watch the games and then choose a team based on whoever scored or whoever looked decent in the highlights.

But even so, Jesus Christ this is bad.

Alisson (Liverpool): He was the only goalkeeper to keep a clean sheet. Liverpool were all over Manchester United from start to finish.

Brilliant analysis. And did Alisson actually do anything himself?

Lamare Bogarde (Aston Villa): I've gone a bit different at the back. He made his debut for Aston Villa and handled himself very well.

Handled himself very well. How specific.

Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool): He got a clean sheet and was a monster once again. He was a colossal force at the back. He oozes quality and Liverpool need to tie him down on a new contract.

Virgil van Dijk is a good defender and Liverpool probably shouldn't let him leave on a free. And he gets paid for this.

Nathan Collins (Brentford): Was very good for Brentford and assisted the goal that was given to Yoane Wissa. He was good in both boxes.

'Good in both boxes' because he's a defender who got an assist, presumably. What did he do well in the other box?

Andy Robertson (Liverpool): He had a really good game in a dominant Liverpool performance.

A really good game, you say? Wow, I can just picture it in my head.

I'd say he's just fed the match reports into ChatGPT and got it to write it for him, but I reckon ChatGPT would have a bit more flair than that.

The only thing I noticed of Robertson, was him not jumping and allowing Zirkzee a free header 6 yards out. Which led to just about the only save Alison had to make all game.

 

[jimharri]

I think what we've seen is a move from crazy, nonsensical, bizarre and funny choices of the wrong players, to just boring choices of the wrong players.

I reckon Garth will be back by Xmas.

Christ, no.

 

[nmc]

Christ, no.

It’s all relative… Garth or Troy - I reckon a group of 12 year old Rags and Dippers pick the team of the week and the BBC just pick a name at random to present it.

 

[Gray]

It’s all relative… Garth or Troy - I reckon a group of 12 year old Rags and Dippers pick the team of the week and the BBC just pick a name at random to present it.

There are a good few on here who would do a far better job, and also add a touch of humour at the same time.

 

[WickyWain]

Another week of monsters!

 

[Woody2792]

Another week of monsters!

No monsters from Nottingham apparently

 

[mexico1970]

 

[Gray]

No monsters from Nottingham apparently

Troy is certainly not the boy.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Troy goes and watches a nil nil. Picks 3 players.

Promoted team wins 1 nil at anfield. No score.

Come on Troy.