Crossfire the 'thriller' on BBC is fucking hilarious its so bad.
The premise is two 'terrorists' attack a spanish beach hotel. Cue much running around in corridors, whispering and calling separated relatives on mobiles (hint, a ringing phone might let the 'terrorists' know where you are).
Laugh out loud moment. Holidaymakers are cowering hidden in their hotel rooms from the masked assassins. In an attempt to discover which rooms might hold prospective victims, the assassin knocks on the door (although he has the master key) and hisses in the best faux spanish/english accent (is that you Manuel?) 'Room service?'
FFS 'yes, I ordered double hamburger and chips as I got a little bored with he random shooting, murder and mayhem!!!'
Oh my days its bad. Keeley Hawes, you should hang your head in shame.
Episode 3 tonight.
I can't wait.