Tv Shows that just won't work.

[kaz7]

Dwight Yorke's Fashion Week.

Former Aston Villa and Sunderland striker Dwight Yorke models his new clothes range.

Is there a designer bag to go over his head?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

THFC6061's school of hard sums

THFC6061 shows us all how he produces his graphs and charts. Then goes on to show how dazzling people with stats can sometimes cover up for talking utter garbage.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Harvey Nick's.
Katie Price takes her cerebrally-challenged offspring on a shopping spree without paying, in this hilarious and brave fly-on-the-wall docu-drama tackling mental illness and kleptomania.

 

[malg]

Harvey Nick's.
Katie Price takes her cerebrally-challenged offspring on a shopping spree without paying, in this hilarious and brave fly-on-the-wall docu-drama tackling mental illness and kleptomania.

I know I shouldn't, but it did make me giggle, even more so as the wording is exactly how ITV4 would sell it!

 

[2sheikhs]

Spongebath russ pants. Sitcom set in a Salford hospital where rascal pants like a hound on a hot day while an under paid, over worked nurse is faced with the task of washing his dick and bollocks.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Spongebath russ pants. Sitcom set in a Salford hospital where rascal pants like a hound on a hot day while an under paid, over worked nurse is faced with the task of washing his dick and bollocks.

Matron!!

 

[2sheikhs]

A touch of cloth.
Starring Paula Radcliffe.

 

[modgeblue]

Cheggers plays Pop

a game show where Cheggers plays music to kids and pretends to be there dad

 

[Balti]

pointless

no shit sherlock

 

[stony]

Shindler's List - Tedious weekly, hour long whine, where Colin Shindler lists his latest gripes and compiles this weeks reasons why Manchester City are ruining football.

 

[CTID1988]

"Helen Flannagan, That blonde bird from the Inbetweeners and Kate Upton give CTID1988 a titwank then shag him - LIVE"

Can be a weekly show, but preferable daily

 

[-dabz-]

Crash In The Attic
A local residents perspective of the Locherbie disaster.<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:58 am --<br /><br />Slash In The Attic
Hide and seek style game show featuring Guns and Roses guitar virtuoso.

 

[-dabz-]

Fash in the attic
Each week, John Fashinu finds a different excuse to end up in someones attic with hilarious consequencies.

 

[The Flash]

Strike It Lucky - Michael Barrymore hosts pool-based japery where contestants are blind-folded and asked to insert their fist into other contestants anus' in less than three attempts.

 

[2sheikhs]

One flew over the dickheads nest.
Player after player gives specific instructions to the pilot not to land at Ringway unless it's to go to the Etihad.

 

[Zubrman]

'The Adams Flamini Show. '

Players past and present (and both,) discuss the horrors of playing for the Tarquins.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Who's the Daddy?

Featuring any priest

 

[HolisticJim]

Fighting for Dollers!!!

From the Running Man!!

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

8-maybe 10 simple rules for not anally raping my daughter

-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:37 pm --

Corma natiion street. After a curry we all go round Kev's house

-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:38 pm --

24... Le Vell rebels!<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:39 pm --<br /><br />The Americans.

Le Vell expels

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

The Bill.

Based on Bill Gates, Bill Bailey and Bill Oddie.