Tv Shows that just won't work.

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The Phal Guy.
Watch in hysterics as Lee Majors accidentally eats a bowl of lethal curry whilst filming, and is reduced to tears as he shits out his lower intestine.

 

[Chris in London]

University Challenge

Four undergraduates from Keble College, Oxford are transported naked to a branch of Abercrombie and Fitch and given the task of STILL managing to dress like presenters of Open University programmes made in 1974

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

A Very Peculiar Practice.
Revealing fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring a day in the life of popular local GP Harold Shipman and his novel ideas for reducing NHS waiting lists and freeing up bus shelters in Tameside.

-- Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:26 am --

Not Going Out - hilarious sitcom from the Fritzls

Not Going Out 2.
The sidesplitting sequel in which a busload of chronic agoraphobics are driven out to Bodmin Moor and abandoned in the middle of winter.

Not Going Out 4.

A bunch of Trisphobiac agoraphobics partake in the final series of the trilogy with a spooky trip to Saddleworth Moor.

 

[Chris in London]

A Very Peculiar Practice.
Revealing fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring a day in the life of popular local GP Harold Shipman and his novel ideas for reducing NHS waiting lists and freeing up bus shelters in Tameside.

-- Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:26 am --

Not Going Out - hilarious sitcom from the Fritzls

Not Going Out 2.
The sidesplitting sequel in which a busload of chronic agoraphobics are driven out to Bodmin Moor and abandoned in the middle of winter.

Not Going Out 4.

A bunch of Trisphobiac agoraphobics partake in the final series of the trilogy with a spooky trip to Saddleworth Moor.

Not Going Out 3

The fourth part in the popular trilogy

 

[The Flash]

House Of Cards - An in-depth investigation into the financing of MUFC.

Supergran - fly-on-the wall documentary following Wayne Rooney around the nursing homes of Cheshire looking for his next conquest.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Jeffrey Dahmer presents Ready, Steady, Cook - a sympathetic and revealing study of just how misunderstood cannibalism is by mainstream society.
Recipes available on Ceefax.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

All Starr Mr & Mr, starring Ringo Starr and Freddy Starr

 

[The Flash]

Don't Tell The Bride - We follow several 12 year old girls on a surprise trip to Pakistan.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The Wrong Trousers.
One of the passengers aboard this mid-Atlantic flight has a kilo of semtex in his pants.
Can our carefully selected panel of incredibly stupid members of the public deduce just who the homicidal killer is before he detonates himself?
Guaranteed to become a firm family favourite.
Especially if your family are called Bin Laden.<br /><br />-- Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:02 am --<br /><br />The Scissor Sisters.
Hilarious docu-drama about female circumcision.

 

[waterloo blue]

Judge Judy-Judy Finnigan is forced to enter Miss Nude World,to pay for Richards shoplifting sprees.
Will she win?,you be the judge.
Father Ted?,Sophie Wessex tells the kids who their real father is,as daddy takes it up the dirt track.
Kick Off,live every Friday and Saturday night from the taxi rank in Piccadilly.
The Good old Days-Rags going on ad infinitum about how Moyes has ruined the club and longing for Fergies return.
Father dear Father,Fred West,Gerry McAnn,Josef Fritzl,Ariel Castro,compete in the grand finale of father of the millennium.

 

[Chris in London]

The Only Way Is Essex

New reality show where a bunch of talentless tossers who want to be celebrities get filmed as they go about their pitifully shallow lives

And then people actually watch it

 

[bluemc1]

Wheel of fortune, Danny Dyer is tied down and forced to eat shit
Blockbusters, Danny Dyer is tied down and forced to eat shit
Catchphrase, Danny Dyer is tied down and forced to eat shit
eeerrrrrrmmm oh i dont care what its called just force the fxxker to eat shit

 

[Chris in London]

Chris in London

tv crews follow Chris in London as he tries to get a talent agency to sign him up for gay adult scat movies

Why won't that work?

 

[bluemc1]

Auf Wiedersehen Pet, German mental patients enter kennals and catterys with semi automatic weapons

 

[Anonymous]

The Phal Guy.
Watch in hysterics as Lee Majors accidentally eats a bowl of lethal curry whilst filming, and is reduced to tears as he shits out his lower intestine.

Some fantastic ones being put forward but that is my favourite so far!

Co-Jack - Darts legend Co Stompe solves crimes and is rewarded with a hand shandy for his troubles.

 

[The Flash]

Corky In Chris In London - A gay adult scat movie featuring the two forum Bum Lords.

 

[Zubrman]

Ashes to Ashes - Sam Tyler wakes from an accident to discover Cloughie has gone from Derby County and United are a shit mid-table team. He can't decide if he has gone back to 1973 or not.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Universally Challenged....A Channel 4 Special. A very basic question and answer format,an amalgamation of Jeremy Kyle and Embarasing bodies. Well worth a watch

 

[Anonymous]

Last Tango In Paris - celebrity lard arses Vanessa Feltz, Eamon Holmes, Peter Kay and Pauline Quirke fight to the death on the Champs Elysees for a can of orangeade.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I suggest a McCann theme night.

Deal or No Deal - teams of detectives compete to see if any of them can get the McCanns and their friends to accept a plea bargain within 55 minutes.

Treasure Hunt - Anneka Rice is given clues to sightings of Madeleine by a team in the studio and has to find her by the end of the programme.

Call My Bluff - a panel show where the contestants have to give three different but convincing explanations of what might have happened to Madeleine and the opposing team have to guess which one is the truth.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - a fly-on-the-wall documentary following the Portuguese police.