Tv Shows that just won't work.

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Deal or No Deal. Contestants carry out challenges which, if they succeed, gain them part of the secret code that will launch a Trident missile which will obliterate the Kent seaside town.

I prefer my Israeli settlement version.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Deal or No Deal. Contestants carry out challenges which, if they succeed, gain them part of the secret code that will launch a Trident missile which will obliterate the Kent seaside town.

I prefer my Israeli settlement version.

You could have Old Jews Telling Jokes, where Israeli politicians affirm their belief in the peace process and the desire to share power with Hamas.

 

[The Flash]

How 2 - Fred Dinage and Gathz Topp teach Carol Vorderman How 2 "do" all sorts.

Dirty woman.

 

[jma]

Call The Midd-wife

Bitter, divorced male residents of Middleton spend ten minutes each being interviewed by Les Battersby and slagging off the old trout that took them to the cleaners in the divorce courts.

 

[Rascal]

Hollyjokes

A hilarious new comedy sitcom featuring scouse comedy greats Stan Boardman, Tom OConnor and Jimmy Tarbuck

Its set in a chippy bombed by the Germans

 

[jma]

Ate Out Ten Cats

Cat Deeley and 9 other women called Catherine are pleasured by Michael Douglas.

-- Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:36 pm --

Mock The Weak

Iain Duncan-Smith and George Osbourne let the mask slip and spends half an hour each week taking the piss out of the disabled, the homeless and the jobless.

 

[-dabz-]

Great Tits
A weekly in-depth look at some great tits and debating there merits.
Fronted by Bill Oddie

 

[jma]

Braking Bad

Richard Hammond talks learner drivers through the emergency stop procedure.

 

[Rascal]

Mock The Weak

Iain Duncan-Smith and George Osbourne let the mask slip and spends half an hour each week taking the piss out of the disabled, the homeless and the jobless.

Brilliant :)

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Eastenders, where instead of showing some cheery, 'cor-blimey guv, up the apples and pears' cockneys they film the lives of some miserable, depressing cunts.

What? Oh right. Back to the drawing board then.