Tv Shows that just won't work.

[CTID1988]

"FUCK ME! Look at the size of her tits!"

An hour long show where big titted women parade down a catwalk infront of a studio audience of pissed up blokes

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Terminate Her

Comedic Drama of the life of King Henry VIII and the relationships he had with his wives. King Henry of course played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

From the makers of cooking in the danger zone. Commentating in the danger zone with Michael Owen, to try and get some fucking inflection in his monotone voice

 

[Anonymous]

Supermarket Sweep - documentary where we find out where Shaun Wright Phillips is working following his retirement from football.

 

[CTID1988]

A Rolling Stone Gathers no moss

Ronnie wood is pushed down a hill, on his way down he has to try and grab as many cutouts of kate moss as he can.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Crimewatch Reconstruction.
Can I request the one where that female teacher got four years for shagging one of the girls in the sixth form?

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Question Time

A group of time keepers are locked in a dark room with hundreds of clocks and they have to pick the one that's telling the right time or they get fed to poor people.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

The Alan Titchmarsh show. The Braga striker, SWP and Rodney discuss the weekends football.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Haven. Lots of girls get themselves a brazilian and are judged accordingly.

 

[bluemooninho]

"I did Nazi that coming" Hidden camera pranks on the Jewish community

A work of art! Brilliant!

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Antiques Roadshow - Contestants have to guess the combined ages of oakiecokie, Eccles Blue, de niro & Dave Ewing's Back 'Eader.

532?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

A Family At War.
Things look sure to get heated as we bring the le Vell's together for an unexpected Christmas reunion with hilarious consequences.

 

[bluemooninho]

Tellytubbies

Chris Moyles, Phil Jupitus and Rick Waller discuss the importance of fat people on TV in order to keep the public perception of 'normality' in check.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Catch me if you can, staring a pregnant Princess Diana, Dodi Fayed, a drugged up limo driver, prince Charles and the queen.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Saving Ryan's Privates

Police have to intervene as Ryan Giggs's wife tries to castrate her cheating husband with a pick-axe.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

The Simpsons. Watch each week as this dysfunctional family of Paul, Nightshade from Gladiators, OJ and Fitzroy get up to hilarious shenanigans.

 

[bluemooninho]

Saving Ryan's Privates

Police have to intervene as Ryan Giggs's wife tries to castrate her cheating husband with a pick-axe.

Shaving Ryans Privates

Ryan Giggs frantically Bics his man marbles in the hope it will get rid of any DNA proof of his infidelities.

 

[The Flash]

Faulty Towers - conspiracy nutjobs are let loose at Ground Zero on the hunt for 'evidence' that the US Government killed thousands of 'Mericans.

 

[bluemooninho]

Are Ewes Being Swerved

A documentary looking in to the latest in a long line of deliberate sheep hit-and-runs.

 

[BWTAC]

worlds biggest vegetables

Katie Price tries to lift Harvey into various cars for sea side trips

Pat and Cabbage

Jordan employs DJ Pat Sharpe to look after her son Harvey.