Tv Shows that just won't work.

[nelsons willie]

Uphill gardening. Elton John

 

[quiet_riot]

Weekend at Fearnie's

2 hipster students puppeteer Fearne Cotton in everyday activities.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Nothing To Declare, presented by Michaella McCollum and Melissa Reid.

 

[stony]

Runaround - celebrities from the 70 and 80s try and outfox officers from operation yewtree.<br /><br />-- Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:50 pm --<br /><br />Mini Pops 2013 - Jonathon King and Louis Walsh in a relentless search for new talent

 

[CityWest]

Sons and daughters starring Michael Le Vell..

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Cheggers Plays Pap.
A hilarious riot of fun, in which Keith Chegwin takes cervical smears from z-list celebrities, sniffs them, and has to guess who's is who's.
Any nonentity celebrity to fool him wins a Golden Goody Award.

 

[2sheikhs]

That Tom Daley diving show with 3 new judges. Michael Barrymore, Rolf Harris and Len Fairclough.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Baywatch, starring Michael Barrymore as Mitch Buchannon.

 

[scall11]

Comic Relief - Where a celebrity comedian is wanked off, with the times recorded Top Gear style in a leaderboard.

The Bill - Bill Beaumont, takes a tour of Michelin star restaurants to compare how expensive they are

eBayWatch - Live commentary of where bids are up to on the popular auction site for wrist watches

 

[2sheikhs]

Jim'll fix it starring jimmy Sav....... oh, ok then, a music show with starstruck teen girls in the audience hosted by DLT and Jimmy Savi.... erm.