Tv Shows that just won't work.

[Rascal]

Desert Island Dicks

A radio show where a person gets to select 10 complete fucking dicks to send to a desert Island for ever.

 

[BimboBob]

Celebrity Porn Tennis.

Teams made up of an old tennis pro and a member of the public compete against each other in a number of matches before the champions get to keep Sue Barker as a sex slave for the week.<br /><br />-- Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:47 pm --<br /><br />I'm a Celebrity, honest.


10 people with a very thin claim to be called 'Famous' are put in a shipping container and packed off to the Far East. Ant and Dec provide their usual hosting antics.

 

[2sheikhs]

Give us a clue. Hosted by Lionel Blair with special guests, Kate and Gerry McCann.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Escape To The Country.
Broadmoor hospital leaves the doors open for a day, with hilarious consequences for the local rural community.

 

[2sheikhs]

It's a cockout, with Stuart Hall.
Through the keyhole, with Michael Edwards.

 

[BWTAC]

A Plaice In The Sun

Contestants have to see who can last the longest with Sticky Vicky sat on their face in Benidorm.

 

[2sheikhs]

The Hotel Inspector.
Various footballers search hotel rooms in a bid to find the room that contains a pissed up, rohypnolled girl.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Celebrity drug taking, starring Robbie Williams, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Elton John, George Michael and Rio Ferdinand.

 

[Blue Mist]

Blue Peter (non porn version) A re make of this 70's classic where thousands of Geordies using sticky back plastic, washing up bottles and straws try to make something resembling a football team.

 

[2sheikhs]

Celebrity Big Brother.
Where washed up z-listers try in a vain attempt to kid people they're not really racists, drunks or tramps.