Tweet a question to Martin Tyler

[oakiecokie]

Has Wayne ever shagged your Granny ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I think you are a 'one barmy night in Barcelona' or 'one crazy night in Istanbul' kinda guy

You are correct. I'm a big fan of both as a place to take a nice lady for the weekend.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

It wasn't his first, he'd commented on the Soccer Six on Granada in the previous close season iirc.

Pedant. Proper football commentary then. All ok with you?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You are correct. I'm a big fan of both as a place to take a nice lady for the weekend.

For that kind of evening I like to fall back on the tried and tested "ROONEEEYYYYY!!!!!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Pedant. Proper football commentary then. All ok with you?

Yeah, good mate. You?

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Yeah, good mate. You?

All good thanks, apart from some concerns over your devotional knowledge of Crimson Clive.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

All good thanks, apart from some concerns over your devotional knowledge of Crimson Clive.

I remember some of the weirdest shit.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

I remember some of the weirdest shit.

And that is weird shit. I recall "United have certainly fought back into the game" just before Oldfield popped his second.

 

[aguero93:20]

How many points are the rags likely to get if they use Maureen's last 38 games as a trajectory?

40.5 unfortunately. :(

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

40.5 unfortunately. :(

At least they can look forward to having something to celebrate on the last day of the season.