Ah, the stellar intellect that is Jamie. A top, top, footballing brain, literally.
"Peter Schmeichel will be like a father figure to Kasper Schmeichel."
That's because he's
literally, his father figure Jamie.
"How old is he, 36, 37? Still a top footballer, isn't he?"
Referring to Kanu, who had just turned 31. Top, top guess.
"These balls now - they literally explode off your feet."
Do they Jamie? Literally explode?
"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."
I hope not dear Jamie, as footballers have
literally slow reactions when forced to sit rather than run.
And then there's his trousers.