UAP/UFO thread - Non-Human Intelligences

[SkyBlueFlux]

I always like it when this thread is bumped as I like a good alien/ufo story.

Same, I always hope this is the one that cracks it wide open.

Then it inevitably turns out to be an article from like… illuminatifacts.com or Foilhats News

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The US has captured flying saucers. According to a mate of my neighbour’s cousin’s workmate’s sister

 

[Marklr]

The US has captured flying saucers. According to a mate of my neighbour’s cousin’s workmate’s sister

Are there flying cups to go with them?

 

[snorky]

The US has captured flying saucers. According to a mate of my neighbour’s cousin’s workmate’s sister

Is she fit?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Is she fit?

Who, the mate, cousin workmate or sister?

 

[snorky]

Who, the mate, cousin workmate or sister?

Yes

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Yes

Fit, ugly, fit, ugly. So you’d fuck em all

 

[snorky]

Fit, ugly, fit, ugly. So you’d fuck em all

But not necessarily in the right order.

:)

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Tech being handed to private companies

Got to laugh at..
“One source told The Daily Mail that the CIA has a "system in place that can discern UFOs while they're still cloaked" and that special military units are deployed to recover any debris or crafts that are found.”

Really!

And that Grusch looks like an attempt to make a human from a frog…

 

[HelloCity]

Got to laugh at..
“One source told The Daily Mail that the CIA has a "system in place that can discern UFOs while they're still cloaked" and that special military units are deployed to recover any debris or crafts that are found.”

Really!

And that Grusch looks like an attempt to make a human from a frog…

He’s definitely not some idiot that’s for sure.