There will be 500 million at the open top bus parade , the whole northern hemisphere will be attending , but looking forward to the Dippers failing at Southampton on Saturday , they look defensively very suspect and will be knackered after the extra-time , penalties and flight back from Istanbul. Their squad is paper thin with quality , they havent got the players to rotate . Its going to be fun watching these Dippers implode this season , we should have a game of Dipper Excuse Bingo
Its too windy , the goal line is too wide , the pitch is too big , the pitch is too small , Klopp put his teeth in upside down , Salah in emotional trauma after little Dipper head butts a lamp post , shortage of red flares , the price of candles , pick any from a couple of thousand.