Underwhelming purchases

[BimboBob]

A grub stop at the "OK" diner (American style) on the A1. I'd often driven past and fancied stopping so took the plunge a few weeks back. I figured they were being a little self-depreciating by calling themselves the OK diner and I was looking forward to some American favourites. Fuck me was I wrong, "OK" was an ambition for that place that they are in no danger of exceeding anytime in my life, the shit they served up under the label of "food" was a fucking abomination, expecting a mouthly orgasm as I bit into some tasty pancakes instead it tasted as if the "chef" had tugged one out over them the week before.

So yeah that was a pretty underwhelming purchase.

The one in Peterborough? Haha I once stayed there for a week mate. I rented a room behind it and the only toilet was communal and had been smashed by a drunken trucker a few days before with a sledgehammer.
So if I needed a piss at night I'd have to do it by the A1.

Upstairs was a gay French couple who fought constantly into the early hours and the place was a complete dump.

No mate, the one before you get to Newark, but I know the one you're on about, just south of the a1 adult store if I remember well. The a1 truely is the devils work.

Isn't the adult store on the Kings Lynn road and not the A1?

 

[Carstairs]

Its on the A1 near Sandy




So I've heard....

 

[Mantel]

I bought a 'real' watch for £30 off a lad called banana once it stopped working after a day....................

Anyway a new roof on my house is possibly the most underwhelming £2500 I have ever spent, I knew it needed doing but just couldnt get my head round it costing that much!

That is exactly the kind of thing I mean. Next door but one have just had the house re-guttered. I'm sure it will have cost a pretty penny as they've gone for this decorative stuff rather than your bog standard shite. Even so though, I would be fucking mortified to have to spend a load of hard-earned on fucking guttering. Those words though, 'it needs doing', ring true but it doesn't make it any easier!

Just think Gaz, £2.5k could have had you a nice holiday or a big fuck off 50" tele...

Could have used the tele as a roof too.

 

[noely]

Any time you have to shell out on your car is a pretty underwhelming purchases
eg) Road tax
insurance
mot etc

Also we got our house repointed yawn

Tv license is a pretty underwhelming purchase too bbc is shite

 

[Hez]

Buying clothes for work is underwhelming and annoying, as is forking out the council tax every month.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I bought a new kimono that was far too long, you couldn't even see the bottom of my balls below the hemline.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The one in Peterborough? Haha I once stayed there for a week mate. I rented a room behind it and the only toilet was communal and had been smashed by a drunken trucker a few days before with a sledgehammer.
So if I needed a piss at night I'd have to do it by the A1.

Upstairs was a gay French couple who fought constantly into the early hours and the place was a complete dump.

No mate, the one before you get to Newark, but I know the one you're on about, just south of the a1 adult store if I remember well. The a1 truely is the devils work.

Isn't the adult store on the Kings Lynn road and not the A1?

Isn't that the most peculiar retail location devised by man?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Probably a toss up between a batch of double sided gaffer tape and the wife's private chemotherapy.

 

[metalblue]

No mate, the one before you get to Newark, but I know the one you're on about, just south of the a1 adult store if I remember well. The a1 truely is the devils work.

Isn't the adult store on the Kings Lynn road and not the A1?

Isn't that the most peculiar retail location devised by man?

According to melonfarmers.co.uk its near Grantham.

Many a garage stocks porn for horny lorry drivers

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Isn't the adult store on the Kings Lynn road and not the A1?

Isn't that the most peculiar retail location devised by man?

According to melonfarmers.co.uk its near Grantham.

Many a garage stocks porn for horny lorry drivers

Good grief - isn't killing teenage hitchhikers thrill enough?