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Chris Smalling bleating to anyone who will listen 'Being dropped will not affect Rooney' and he is 'still the main man'
They are such a shabby outfit and if manifested into a person i fully expect them to walk up to a woman and explain they have a ferrari and they should go sleep with them on that basis alone. The 'welcome to Zlatan' really was 'small time' and hit the limits where i could not read it as it was so cringy i got that embarrassed looking at the article.
A few years ago, when Nicky Butt was at the rags, my eldest daughter was in a pub in Ashton and he tried to chat her up, saying that he had his Porsche outside!! She gave him her phone number, but transposed several numbers.
She will be at Hockenheim this weekend with the Bentley racing team, driving the Bentayga on the parade lap. What's Butt doing?
 
A few years ago, when Nicky Butt was at the rags, my eldest daughter was in a pub in Ashton and he tried to chat her up, saying that he had his Porsche outside!! She gave him her phone number, but transposed several numbers.
She will be at Hockenheim this weekend with the Bentley racing team, driving the Bentayga on the parade lap. What's Butt doing?
Come on sunshine , you know the dance?
 
Shitehawks score from set pieces and now they're gonna win the league again. Mourinho, nothing but a funded Pulis
 
If I've Googled correctly, can I just say, wow what a life she must have, you must be really proud. @crazyg
She has, but she's knackered, as she's been away all over Europe since April - hardly any weekends off. Fortunately, this weekend is the last of the season, and we can all (including my other daughter) have a holiday later in October - difficult to arrange around City, though!

And no, she's not the Stig.
 
As I've said before on another thread, she'd kill me (and you) if I was to show her picture. (Especially the one in her racing driver suit)
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A few years ago, when Nicky Butt was at the rags, my eldest daughter was in a pub in Ashton and he tried to chat her up, saying that he had his Porsche outside!! She gave him her phone number, but transposed several numbers.
She will be at Hockenheim this weekend with the Bentley racing team, driving the Bentayga on the parade lap. What's Butt doing?

Fingering his own arsehole??
 
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