United 2016/17

[babyape]

Tell me they didn't actually write that?

In print, and online. I had to check both to be sure i didn't imagine it....

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Tell me they didn't actually write that?

Yes, they did, talking about the 2011 FA Cup Youth team. The header is this (Witha curious interpretation of 'famous'):

Former Manchester United youngster Van Velzen opens up about Pogba, Lingard and Class of 2011
Forward Gyliano van Velzen was part of the famous Man Utd side who won the FA Youth Cup in 2011.


Van Velzen by the way, just in case his name has slipped your mind, is now playing for a second flight Dutch side.

 

[kaz7]

The first question to pep was about rughead,i so wanted him to say i don't give a fuck

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

SCUM

 

[KentBlue]

The first question to pep was about rughead,i so wanted him to say i don't give a fuck

I wonder if the press will ask Peg why he pushed Kevin out the door when he was at the chavs?

 

[domalino]

Rooney injured knee falling over bottle in changing room
England captain missed Spain game after tripping on plastic energy drink after Scotland match

The knee injury that kept Wayne Rooney out of England’s friendly with Spain on Tuesday was caused by the captain slipping on a bottle in the dressing room after Friday’s win over Scotland at Wembley.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/s...alling-over-bottle-in-changing-room-vqhdjscnl

 

[aguero93:20]

Rooney injured knee falling over bottle in changing room
England captain missed Spain game after tripping on plastic energy drink after Scotland match

The knee injury that kept Wayne Rooney out of England’s friendly with Spain on Tuesday was caused by the captain slipping on a bottle in the dressing room after Friday’s win over Scotland at Wembley.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/s...alling-over-bottle-in-changing-room-vqhdjscnl

I've done that pissed myself to be fair.

 

[kaz7]

Energy drink lol,probably still pissed as a fart

 

[law74]

Yeah, because at 31, shrek isn't old enough to be able to decide where and when to have a drink, poor lamb.

Don't confuse physical age with mental age.

 

[law74]

Energy drink lol,probably still pissed as a fart

He was just going for another bottle of smirnoff to mix with it, can't risk drinking these energy drinks neat.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I've done that pissed myself to be fair.

Changing room?

 

[The Future's Blue]

What a blag. Now the FA have to pay compensation for Shrek's supposed injury?

 

[Machiavelli]

Rooney injured knee falling over bottle in changing room
England captain missed Spain game after tripping on plastic energy drink after Scotland match

The knee injury that kept Wayne Rooney out of England’s friendly with Spain on Tuesday was caused by the captain slipping on a bottle in the dressing room after Friday’s win over Scotland at Wembley.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/s...alling-over-bottle-in-changing-room-vqhdjscnl

Probably had a pair of Stevie G's commemorative 2014 slippers on.

 

[aguero93:20]

Changing room?

Changing from sober to drunk room.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Rooney injured knee falling over bottle in changing room
England captain missed Spain game after tripping on plastic energy drink after Scotland match

The knee injury that kept Wayne Rooney out of England’s friendly with Spain on Tuesday was caused by the captain slipping on a bottle in the dressing room after Friday’s win over Scotland at Wembley.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/s...alling-over-bottle-in-changing-room-vqhdjscnl

The shite rag twat was probably trying to kick it

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I believe that the GPC still holds some kind of influence over the swamp: he's still pulling the strings and if the board can't or won't see it then good, much mirth all around.

They are now a debt-ridden club with no kind of stability, and apparently no long term business plan either. It seems their only strategy is to spend big on high profile players at the start of every season. Put the player on a weekly wage that would clear the national debt of some south American banana republic, and if he doesn't work out by May, flog him at a a loss and buy another one, same terms and conditions. Obviously NO business can survive like that.

Unless he doesn't want to move because of the great money he's on (wooney/schweiney/pogbad) or can't because nobody will pay the great money he's on (see exhibits a b and c once more) in which case they stockpile an annually growing load of worthless dross or a raftload of adebayorian contracts, all of which just drain ever more cash out of the club as they appreciate in number.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Rooney injured knee falling over bottle in changing room
England captain missed Spain game after tripping on plastic energy drink after Scotland match

The knee injury that kept Wayne Rooney out of England’s friendly with Spain on Tuesday was caused by the captain slipping on a bottle in the dressing room after Friday’s win over Scotland at Wembley.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/s...alling-over-bottle-in-changing-room-vqhdjscnl

It rolled under his foot after Vardy dropped it fast when the ADA walked in...

 

[SPIDERBOY]

What a blag. Now the FA have to pay compensation for Shrek's supposed injury?

Thought that was if they remained injured for club games?

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Wtf is this "Countdown To Kickoff" on Sky....."ReUnited"........what a load of shit.
Am I missing summat,is this the title decider...A Cup Final....CL Final?
I hope the Gooners smash fuck out of them!

 

[manimanc]

Rag player injured for country .....rag player fit for club.
Being going on as long as I can remember.
Loving this reunited shite sky are peddling. Stinks of pure desperation.
Re-legation for their last game of the season anyone!?