United (A) Post Match Thread

[Tez Tosterone]

United ratings.

Luke Shaw About as much use as a a gelignite suppository

Fred. About as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

Harry McGuire. About as much use as a chocolate teapot

Bruno Fernandes. About as much use as non stick sellotape

Wan Bissaka. About as much use as waterproof teabags

Cristiano Ronaldo About as much use as a Braille speedometer

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

I accept he is a real supporter and he took our taunts well but at the end of the day he is rag and I refuse to give them sympathy after the p!ss taking of the past few decades.

He‘s lucky that he’s from the local area otherwise I wouldn’t be so polite.

 

[wilton st blue]

Fuck off Oliver
You tried but failed miserably

fxcking nailed on penalty two yards from him and never gave it twat

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

I get some of what you mean but he mentioned that united are the biggest football club in the world, IMO that's delusional and before they go anywhere with this football malarkey they have to accept their place in the great scheme of things.

He'll be supporting Chelsea in a few years :)

Perfect, just had to say ‘delusional‘ ;-)

 

[blueju]

I think Buzzer said that "one day we will come here and take them apart". Everybody laughed. Especially Dwight Yorke.

He's not laughing now is he?

They should get the same panel back as a one off.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

this is my sympathy for any Rag, that's any Rag, no exceptions...

That made me chuckle.

 

[Bill Walker]

United ratings.

Luke Shaw About as much use as a a gelignite suppository

Fred. About as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

Harry McGuire. About as much use as a chocolate teapot

Bruno Fernandes. About as much use as non stick sellotape

Wan Bissaka. About as much use as waterproof teabags

Cristiano Ronaldo About as much use as a Braille speedometer

This Sancho lad looks a fine prospect though LMAO

 

[wythenshaweblue£££]

Just got in what a day and what a performance. Never been so proud of Pep and the players. Come on City

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Loads of us got tattoos in the 70s
Man City
Nowt to do with marketing
Proberbly cheaper than Manchester lol

The ‘Manchester’ bit is not led by us, it’s the United way of branding for the outside world. In Manchester it’s just ‘United or City’, this is just their worldwide branding.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Just got in from town (pub for the match surrounded by rags, then off to the Factory exhibition and some beers, what a top day). Stray thoughts:

- Pep absolutely taking the piss with no subs. Then trolling in the post-match pressers. It's not getting in Ferguson's face like Mancini, but that isn't who he is, but it's just as much a slap in the face, possibly even more so. I'll never hear that he doesn't get the derby ever again. He LOVES marching into Old Trafford and humiliating them.

- Foden and Jesus. Absolute fucking lads. Disciplined, committed, talented. And still kids.

- How far away are we from the Plodri jibes?! Obviously, the way to get at this team is to stop the passes coming into him. But when Stones is playing he's happy enough just to bring the ball out.

- Cancelo is probably one of the most unusual players I've ever seen. Can never figure him out, tbh, but when he has a good game man does he have a good fucking game.

- How wasn't that a penalty?!

- It goes without saying, but fuck me United are shit. Very different results, but you look at the Liverpool and City games and realize just how far away they are off. Lightyears. Like we are playing different sports. United were as bad as I thought Arsenal were in the 5-0.

- Edit: bonus comment: after all that some of you have logged onto BlueMoon.com to bicker about whether it's Man City or Manchester City and whether Sky have an agenda because we get a shortened name. Never, ever change, Blue Moon.