United (A) Post Match Thread

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Definitely got Brazilian jiu-jitsu vibes.

I think I've said it before, but whenever he gets involved with anything on the pitch he reminds me of the easiest going mate in your friendship circle who also knows he's the fucking hardest because he does MMA training. Never looks for a fight, will talk to everyone all night and be having the best time, but he knows he can absolutely batter any gobby twat who thinks he's hard if he needs to.

Eddie does Capoeira with Jesus.

It's a dance which can also take your head off if you fuck with the wrong Brazilian!

Both handy lads.

 

[big gaz]

its funny, i used to fucking despise them, like properly properly despise them. But see now, see the past 8 years, they've been nothing more than an occasional inconvenience for us. I still throughly dislike them, but they dont get under my skin like they used to

Give you're head a shake and go back to despise mode ;-)

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Eddie does Capoeira with Jesus.

It's a dance which can also take your head off if you fuck with the wrong Brazilian!

Both handy lads.

I didn't know that, but that totally makes sense!

 

[mancityvstoke]

Give you're head a shake and go back to despise mode ;-)

its funny, i used to fucking despise them, like properly properly despise them. But see now, see the past 8 years, they've been nothing more than an occasional inconvenience for us. I still throughly dislike them, but they dont get under my skin like they used to

Try living in Manchester with the cunts for over 60 years.......despise mode permanent

 

[BAB.DAB]

Is that Oliver's guide dog in the foreground?

Yep, he's called Var!

 

[big gaz]

Try living in Manchester with the cunts for over 60 years.......despise mode permanent

61 mate, moved to North Yorks 4 years ago, born and bred in Manchester, no need for the " try " ;-)

 

[mancityvstoke]

61 mate, moved to North Yorks 4 years ago, born and bred in Manchester, no need for the " try " ;-)

was meant for the other poster boss...tried to edit it

 

[The perfect fumble]

This lad knows his stuff....

 

[JRockBlues]

Total (XI) football:

 

[tregyblue61]

The "United Way" in action.

Loved Bernie's reaction, but why are they shouting paedo at Phil?

After 4 billion years of life and evolution on this planet, the United DNA has a number of strand missing that allows their knuckle-dragging morons to function and grow. Fuck knows how they reproduce!