United game postponed due to bomb scare

[dronefromsector7G]

I've been going to games since the 50's and I can't ever remember me taking a shit at a game, a piss yes lots.

You can imagine how many people are dashing to the bogs, what with all them prawns on the menu.

 

[Mustard Dave]

I've been going to games since the 50's and I can't ever remember me taking a shit at a game, a piss yes lots.

I generally try to not to use the shitters at the ground; I'm in 102 and usually use the bogs under the spiral ramp next to entrance B. I try not to have a Tom Tit at the ground because they generally resemble something from Trainspotting, but there is always a queue of people wanting to use them.

Don't forget the bog in question at the Swamp was in a hospitality suite, where you would expect they would be quite a bit cleaner than the ones in the stands and fewer people would choose to hold it in.

 

[manctheknife]

They don't flush...they are just little smoking booths. The pan is an ashtray.

 

[Mustard Dave]

You can imagine how many people are dashing to the bogs, what with all them prawns on the menu.

Is the Edwards family's meat business still trading, and do the Rags use them?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Is the Edwards family's meat business still trading, and do the Rags use them?

Yes, that's where Martin developed his habit of 'checking' under the cubicle door.

 

[cibaman]

You make a good point about the bog door no one used it for probably 2 1/2 hours then somebody goes for a dump and shuts the door and spots it hanging up.
Seems very far fetched

Was it a "Mens" bog or unisex? If "Mens" most people using it would probably be having a piss in the urinals. Even if they used the cubicle it would probably be for having a piss so wouldn't close the door. Having said that if I see the cubicle door closed at City I assume they've gone in to take some illegal substance. So 2 1/2 hours in the Corporate Hospitality suite at OT without the door being closed probably is a long time. Or the illegal substance worked very quickly and they thought the fake bomb was part of their hallucination.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Any truth in the fact that the fake bomb was actually lost by the security firm over three years ago , it was in the Rags trophy cabinet.

 

[cheekybids]

I was firmly in the " complete fuck up whilst hanging out the contractor camp" but with the news of it being found in the hospitality suite & no "hero" established I'm starting to think it may have been skullduggery but whichever it stinks.

 

[Blue Mist]

Other than this thread it has all gone very quiet. The high and Mighty Police and Crime Commissioner doesn't seem to be banging his drum anymore (mind you he is a Rag) the papers have moved on, Sty don't mention it in fact did it happen ?
Where is the inquiry they were all demanding ? All I can say is it must be a very big carpet.