Some absolute crackers on Fake Bomb Cafe.
Just 2.
*- Sergio Ramos's mother on the wum
- Broken fax
- Leaked blood samples
- The Januzaj substitute
- Videos while bus being hammered by fans
- Dummy device
This year has well and truly been a magnificent PR journey.*
No, it's not United's fault. Nobody at United ever checked the toilets apart from Martin Edwards.
*How? HOW is this anything to do with the club?
I can't believe people are blaming the club for this. The only thing we messed up on was not finding it in the toilet beforehand (why would the security staff be in the concourse toilets?), but ultimately the fecking fake bomb people or whoever the feck they were should've retrieved it. The security staff and stewards were impeccable today in getting 75,000+ people, including everyone in exec boxes, studios etc.
It was a bomb scare. It happens. The fact is that an EXTERNAL security firm fecked up massively, and they will be held accountable for this. They're truly in the shit.*
