You what, this thing was a prop for training they forgot to pick up?
Are you fucking kidding? NO...FUCKING...WAY!!!
To find out it was not a genuine threat is great but to then find out this as the reason, i mean really i can't find the words to articulate how funny this is now.
This is just fantastic beyond words,you really would struggle to think this up. All we need is a pic of officer Doofy or Benny Hill dressed up as a copper.
In one reality right now they scored 4 in the first half putting the shits up us and we crumble, they go through, we get murdered in the Press more than normal.
What an epic cock up, this is just brilliant :-D