United game postponed due to bomb scare


He's not gonna say "Ok. You got us. We thought we'd get the match delayed by 45 mins to get an edge on City. Sadly those cunts at GMP felt they had to get the fucking bomb squad in to remove a fake device we already knew about."
 
Can you imagine being the poor bloke who found it? You find yourself a nice vacant trap, wipe the inevitable piss from the seat, trolleys down round the ankles, turn round and sit down. And then you look up.......


No f*cking sympathy at all, I wouldn't even go for a sh*t in that cess pit !
 

I fucking hate your club. Trying to spin it as a successful operation and passing the buck instead of just holding their hands up and admitted it was an almighty fuck up. Sums you up to a tee.
 
Exceptional bit of under the rug sweeping from Ed three wood. ..amounts to mufc benefiting the whole game by its selflessness ...really , they should be applauded. Bravo,
 
The security company aren't without blame here. It's not hard to have a register of the fake bombs you left planted around, and making sure you pick them all up at the end of the day. Especially somewhere you know it's going to cause a massive fuss like a 75k seater stadium.

Thing is, even if we're saying the rag security should have found it on a sweep prior to the game - football stadiums are massive places. How in depth are these searches supposed to be? I bet doing a full nook and crannie search of the Etihad would take weeks. The searches are only ever going to be as good as is practically feasible. The main problem here is clearly no-one said "We put 5 fake bombs around the ground.. We've only got 4 back..We should find the other one before we fuck off to the pub".


Don't start making excuses for the cnuts - they didn't do what they were supposed to do before admitting potentially 76,000 into what could have been a serious situation.

Do you work for the BBC or another of their PR companies ?
 
No mention of them basically appointing a one man band to do their security training. Presumably because they were cheaper than G4S or Securitas.
 
No mention of them basically appointing a one man band to do their security training. Presumably because they were cheaper than G4S or Securitas.
Bang on....probably a Gas deserter, sets up new security Co. ..undercuts by 25pc. ..winners all round.
 

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