United game postponed due to bomb scare

[Gojairu]

What the fuck is an "incredibly lifelike explosive device".

Surely it was or it wasn't an explosive device

Sounds like they are making up shite to me

Apparently it was a mobile phone attached to a pipe

 

[Phil1]

Apparently it was a mobile phone attached to a pipe

It's normally attached to a **** in OT.

 

[SWP's back]

You limped over the line like you so often do. I don't think any other team in PL history has finnished 4th while failing to beat any of the teams around them. You record breakers you :)

Glad we missed out in a way as both clubs are only making up the numbers in this competition. Pep could'nt win the CL in 3 seasons with a better sqaud than he'll ever have with you.

He's got a lot more chance next season than LVG, Giggs or Jose to be fair to him.

 

[gh_mcfc]

To labour a point

" a lifelike explosive device " what the feck is that

A bomb that looks like man or a fake bomb that looks like a dog or a fake bomb that looks like a fake man .

I am confused

 

[gh_mcfc]

It's normally attached to a **** in OT.

Brilliant ! Post of the day

 

[jimharri]

Any word which set of fans got back home to the South Coast first?

 

[gh_mcfc]

They blew up LVG???

Second best post of the day

 

[oakiecokie]

Grow up

You`re sadly lacking in humour.Mind you I`d be that way if I thought that once more City were the top club in Manchester,well if there was another club in Manchester.I don`t think the Borough of Trafford counts ... does it ?

 

[jimharri]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

To labour a point

" a lifelike explosive device " what the feck is that

A bomb that looks like man or a fake bomb that looks like a dog or a fake bomb that looks like a fake man .

I am confused

A bomb with a heart or brain? An explosive AI?

Coming soon - 'Johnny Bomb', starring Michael Fassbender as the device, and Scarlett Johansson as his Salfordian princess.