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[eyalluvitt]

Thought Ake was absolute top class today.

The Dutch Kenny Clements, with a worse Afro

 

[Cobwebcat]

All time Derby Goals in all comps

United 273 City 272

On to the next derby ;-)

 

[Nellies left peg]

He’s my favourite player. His consistency is absolutely crazy

He is totally unflappable. I rated him at Bournemouth but he has come on leaps and bounds under Pep

 

[Bluesince1979]

According to Goldbridge we won because the officials were on our side and the rags were playing against 12 men - beyond laughable

You know hes an actor ? A character ?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

tent peg: IF this would have happened, IF that would have happened, we might have won.

If, if and buts were coconuts you'd still be a useless , whiny, bald, excuse making ****

If ifs and buts were dicks and nuts, my aunt would be my uncle...

 

[blue whippet]

Best team by far won, it would have been a travesty had we even drawn that game.
Thanks to Phil for setting us on our way, that first goal was a great strike. He played well all game, some great tracking back and tackling, esp at 2-1, there was no way he was going to let them back in the game.
The crowd were great today.
Someone needs to work with Haaland on how to head the ball.

 

[mattcity5]

Thought Ake was absolute top class today.

He switched off and let Rashford in at the back post in the first half, but Rashford can't manage to do 2 things right in a game, so we were okay. We'd be talking about Ake differently today if that had gone in, but apart from that he was great as usual.

 

[southamptonblue]

Pep saying we played better in the first half than the second, not sure where he's getting that from ha

He's seen ten bobs interview....and trying to match it for deludedness....failed miserably though ;)

 

[Tracking back]

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Biggest club in the world that.

They're the envy of every elite footballing group on the planet.

Seriously, how many stadiums do you know that can boast to having a waterfall feature built into the stadium.

Talk about the match day experience. Wow!

 

[SamTheGuru]

I liked Bernardo in the first half receiving the ball and just holding it while telling everyone to calm the fuck down.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Ake has been arguably our most reliably high performing player since the middle of last season.

One of the most underrated players in the world, for me.

Absolute diamond of a player.

No fuss, gets the job done, quiet but very effective.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

If City are boring what the fuck are united :)
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A perfect example of a park-the-billion-pound-bus that Untied rolled out.

Embarrassing.

 

[spacecadet]

I have been pushed harder in the queue at Tesco. What a fucking fat prick.

 

[City Raider]

Had a few but Foden’s second half has to be amongst the best halves of football in a Manchester derby ever. He was everywhere. He dragged us to a win when after their wonder goal and Haalands miss we were all still in a bit of shock. It was more than his goals. His effort, drive, refusal to be beat.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Felt we would score 5 today such is the chasm between the sides. We might not have the score to reflect it but Christ that was an absolute annihilation. Even at 1.0 down I didn’t flinch, we just ran them into the ground, they didn’t lay a finger on us all game, it was brilliant to watch.

They deserve to be hounded out of town for that ‘performance’, stunk the league out with it in fact. They think they can catch us in five years… not a fucking chance.

They couldn’t catch a sniff of one our farts mate.

 

[mackenzie]

He’s my favourite player. His consistency is absolutely crazy

Yeah. He is a superb player. The way he conducts himself is excellent too.

 

[blue whippet]

tent peg: IF this would have happened, IF that would have happened, we might have won.

If, if and buts were coconuts you'd still be a useless , whiny, bald, excuse making ****

I heard his interview on the radio on the way home. He thought they played well. Long may he be there to think that.
I also heard Kyle Walker, he might be a bit of a prat at times and I am not sure what he was doing in the lead up to their goal when he was jogging back with his arm up, but he talks extremely well, especially about the actual game - considerably better than Ten Hag.

 

[dobingsdobber]

That goal is Rashford in a nutshell. He smashes it as hard as he can - if it goes in it's spectacular, if it doesn't it goes I to Row Z. More often than not it's Row Z.

As for Foden, let's see him at Anfield before bestowing stuff like 'best player in the world' on him.

Got a feeling they will kick the shit out of him.with total compliance from the officials.

 

[Tracking back]

Cool as fuck boulders.

Won't his legs and arm malfunction in that bath?

Oops! Wrong TV show.

 

[Impeccable One]

In 50 years of watching derby’s, I can’t remember having seen such a disjointed, boot it up front and try to win the 2nd ball, shit United team, playing with no system.