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Did Haaland do his 'budda' celebration in front of those rags that hadn't scuttled away
 
United fans were really poor today. I know they didn't have much to sing about because they were dogshit. But, walking out at half time, deary me. When they scored their 2nd, some of their fans in the top tier never moved or celebrated. Just stood in shock that they had been well battered and got gifted a couple of late consolation goals. The score flattered them and they know! They are nowhere near our quality. Ferdinand said they were dismantled. I could think of better adjectives! Never felt more like singing the blues....
 
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is this the lowry master piece "the match" the players foundation are flogging
 
I came away disappointed.

They were there for seven or eight without reply.

Thought Pep was very smart, the way we essentially gave up the midfield and overloaded the flanks.

The last time I saw that was in the Champions League second leg defeat to Liverpool, we gave them a chasing too.

Gundo, Bernie and Kev all made up the triangle with the wide players and full-backs.

Well done Phil and Erling, terrorised them. Akanji, excellent.

Minor irritations, Cancelo so sloppy, Eddie terrible with the clipped ball to the full-back he put out of play every time.

What a win!
I know what you mean
But we played our fourth and fifth choice centre backs, bought a young left back on, switched cancelo from left to right, we were missing our defensive midfielder and back up
We absolutely leathered them

They are now back in their box.
And arsenal know by the time they play the dippers next week they will be second
Which is a win win
Things looking very good mate
 
I felt a little flat after that which is bizarre feeling after trouncing the twats.
There was a potential historic victory on the cards , a 7 or 8-1 to bookmark our ascendancy over this verminous filth . We're talking biblical humiliation.
The fact we turned it into a 2nd half draw flatters these twats which goes against the laws of nature.
Good, I'd prefer to beat them one nil every game, give the cunts false hope and laugh at the sad bastards while we have the cruise control on.
It doesn't matter if we beat them 10-0 or 1-0, it's still 3 points..
They were fucking awful today, absolute dog shit. We totally bossed them, and had them in our pocket from the whistle.
I do like the term verminous filth, consider that nicked :-)
 
Scoreline makes it look like they were actually in the game for 30 mins when they absolutely weren't. The 3 goals were horseshit and shouldn't have happened. Thr scoreline is a filthy lie
They should have been six or seven down by HT. Their first goal was ok and would have been nice had Bernardo scored it but the last two were the only other way they get on the scoresheet today - a couple of gifts.
 
Probably a lot less than you might expect
My mate has been backing a Haaland hat trick every week and the odds have pretty much halved
Question (two, actually) for @Gary James....

1. Last City player to score a hat-trick against Trafford's finest in a competitive game? Did Franny get one, back in the Fred and Wilma Flintstone days?

2. Have we ever had 2 hat-tricks against them in the same competitive game (no testimonial or friendly nonsense)?
Correct Franny at the swamp December 1970 in a 4-1 was the last City player to score a hat trick until the Viking today , Phil then became the first for 9 minutes!!!
 
I felt a little flat after that which is bizarre feeling after trouncing the twats.
There was a potential historic victory on the cards , a 7 or 8-1 to bookmark our ascendancy over this verminous filth . We're talking biblical humiliation.
The fact we turned it into a 2nd half draw flatters these twats which goes against the laws of nature.
Sick Swan at theirs is biblical enough.
And any win any result is good enough in my kitchen.
Haaland. Hat trick. Stockport iniesta hat trick.


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