United (H) - Sun 2nd Oct, 14:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[BigJoe#1]

Haaland by the old goal in four.

I don't think people quite realise how much he wants to punish this shite.

Nor, what a game changer he is.

If they try to play on the counter, it means we have the ball, it means we are camped on the edge of their box, it means...

Haaland.

Ohhhhh I love it when you talk dirty!!

Getting me going already and there's still just under six days to goooooooooooo

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

2.5-1.5? Odd goal in 4? ;-)

I was thinking more Haaland hat-trick and one for Kev.

That's the odd goal in four ;)

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Haaland by the odd goal in four.

I don't think people quite realise how much he wants to punish this shite.

Nor, what a game changer he is.

If they try to play on the counter, it means we have the ball, it means we are camped on the edge of their box, it means...

Haaland.

Exactly, don’t fancy Maguire Varane or Martinez beating big Erl from a standing start in the air or on the ground, they’re scared to death of our number 9 & I’m expecting a double up, which should leave space for KDB Joao Phil Mahrez/Grealish or Rodri to punish em with a thunderbastard

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Haaland by the odd goal in four.

Don't care how odd it is even if it goes in off his arse so long as City beat these buggers.

 

[big gaz]

Exactly, don’t fancy Maguire Varane or Martinez beating big Erl from a standing start in the air or on the ground, they’re scared to death of our number 9 & I’m expecting a double up, which should leave space for KDB Joao Phil Mahrez/Grealish or Rodri to punish em with a thunderbastard

Has John boy pissed you off regarding Thunderbastards ?

 

[Captain Apollo]

Haaland by the odd goal in four.

I don't think people quite realise how much he wants to punish this shite.

Nor, what a game changer he is.

If they try to play on the counter, it means we have the ball, it means we are camped on the edge of their box, it means...

Haaland.

There’s no stopping what can’t be stopped, and you can’t see the eyes of the Viking, until him come callin.

Prepare yourself!

 

[big gaz]

With key players returning to the back four I can't see anything but a comfortable victory here.

After Marios' wink against this shower, a win is all I expect these days ;-)

 

[jimharri]

There’s no stopping what can’t be stopped, and you can’t see the eyes of the Viking, until him come callin.

Prepare yourself! View attachment 56683

You've been watching Predator 2, haven't you? And pray tell, what's your "special-ty"?

 

[Captain Apollo]

You've been watching Predator 2, haven't you? And pray tell, what's your "special-ty"?

Yep, good spot, but Haaland is the true Predator, and as for my speciality it’s getting chants off at away games. I find beer really helps to accomplish that…

 

[big gaz]

Ederson
Walker
Dias
Laporte
Cancelo
Rodri
De Bruyne
Bernardo Silva
Foden
Grealish
Haaland

I think pep will go for Laporte for this as the tried and tested CB in a big game. He will also have had further training in the break and of course no matches so should be ready to go.

Why play Eric in this, even Kalvin has more minutes than Laporte ?