United (H) - Sun 2nd Oct, 14:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[MCFC1993]

Kick off time 14:00 (BST). Live on Sky Sports for those in the UK.

Seems like forever away with the international break in-between.

Just want us to smash the shit out of them.

We all know what they're going to do, 11 behind the ball and counter attack. So don't turn the ball over in dangerous situations and we win.

Early team prediction:
---------------Ederson
Walker--Akanji--Dias--Cancelo
-----------------Rodri
------De Bruyne---Gundogan
Bernardo----Haaland------Foden

Would love to start Alvarez but think the above line up is safer and gives us more control.

 

[mat]

Hold judgement on a team until I see how many of our squad are fucked up by Southgate.

 

[yankblue]

The twats will raise their game no doubt but I can think of a certain Norwegian who's no doubt been looking forward to this game for months

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Im looking fw to this for once. Its all sort of a free hit before the wc break.

 

[MAG]

Hold judgement on a team until I see how many of our squad are fucked up by Southgate.

And by that other twat in Belgium.

 

[chesterbells]

The twats will raise their game no doubt but I can think of a certain Norwegian who's no doubt been looking forward to this game for months

Post match sky interview with a link to Keane in the studio, or even better, pitchside please.

 

[Shaffer92]

Can't wait..

 

[Semper aggressus]

Anything but a win against these twats is unacceptable.

Whatever it takes, we win this game at any cost.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Cannot state how much their fan base needs a reminder about their shit-house state of a club. The scrotum looking like, twat bags, riddled with delusions of grandeur need a Norwegian dick inserted so far up their arse they’ll come out asking for aloe vera for friction burns.

A win is necessary for the seasons integrity and above all else, to face fuck the rags.

 

[vincent]

Cannot state how much their fan base needs a reminder about their shit-house state of a club. The scrotum looking like, twat bags, riddled with delusions of grandeur need a Norwegian dick inserted so far up their arse they’ll come out asking for aloe vera for friction burns.

A win is necessary for the seasons integrity and above all else, to face fuck the rags.

Get ready for it. If they do get a result; Bruno is better than KDB. Sancho is generation talent and Martinez is the best CB in the league.

 

[David Silva #21]

I am pretty nervous about this game. Those bastards are very lucky. We could outplay them but they can win by some goals out of nowhere. Fortunately with arrival of Haaland we have a very better finishing quality in comparison to previous seasons. With 2 or 3 good chances we can punish them this year.
Obviously Stones at RB doesn't have enough quality for this game. We need Walker back.

Ederson
Walker Dias Akanji Cancelo
Rodrigo
KDB Bernardo
Foden Haaland Grealish

2-0 city​

 

[Gigant]

Ederson
Walker
Akanji
Dias
Cancelo
Rodri
DeBruyne
Bernardo
Foden
Alvarez
Haaland

 

[SWPISHOME]

Let's be honest these scummy red cunts won't be looking forward to playing us. They just about beat a Liverpool team that's bang off form, Their players going down with cramp after 70 minutes ffs Imagine them chasing the ball against us for 90 minutes...They also got outplayed in large parts of the Arsenal game too.

They are playing the best team in the world right now, For them to get anything from us will take something out of the ordinary.

We'll fucking smash the shit cunts.

 

[117 M34]

Ederson
Walker
Stones
Akanji
Cancelo
Rodri
De Bruyne
Gundo
Bernardo
Foden
Haaland

 

[Blu1]

We really have been due an 8-0 game for a while

 

[asahartford1]

Hold judgement on a team until I see how many of our squad are fucked up by Southgate.

I am sure pep will take that advice.

 

[johncity]

Im looking fw to this for once. Its all sort of a free hit before the wc break.

Derby game a free hit don’t get you

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I'd normally want us to paste the fuckers 20-0 but, as for the first time in living memory I can't make the game a standard 2-0 win will do.....back to wanting a 20-0 in future seasons.

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

1-0 and 3 points will do

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

Just hope we start playing better, I know we won 3-0 today but not played that well the last 3 games. Too many players are not yet at it. 1-0 but playing better would do me