Re: Unt news conference
I wonder if it will go something like this
Sir Alex, can you tell us why you didn't comply with UEFA regulations?
Sir Alex, let me ask you another way, did you realise that by not turning up you weren't complying with UEFA rules?
Sorry Sir Alex, can I ask instead why you chose to stay out of the media room after the game?
Sorry Sir Alex, final question then, which ref have you paid to do the game today? Oops no, I meant what jam do you prefer on your toast in the morning?