United thread 2012/13 (inc merged IPO thread)

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Syth said:
Akira said:
It's funny how it's gone so much under radar that Van Rapist has not put the ball in the net for 10 games now.
It's funny how a lot of things go under the radar when it's about them sadly..But I agree, he has not been scoring, and yesterday was complete shit in my opinion, yet no one in the media is going to write how he is having a dry spell, something is wrong etc.

However, if it was one of ours then...meeh whatever!

If he fails to score at the weekend then his "dry spell" will, apparently, be longer than any "dry spell" Fernando Torres has suffered during his career!
 
Akira said:
It's funny how it's gone so much under radar that Van Rapist has not put the ball in the net for 10 games now.

Getting a ball booted at his head. This has been the only noteworthy thing he's done in ages.
 
Akira said:
It's funny how it's gone so much under radar that Van Rapist has not put the ball in the net for 10 games now.


His 'dry spell' ended when Sunderland scored an OG, then they all realised how nice it would be for him to end it in the derby, so they decided to carry it on.

How that backfired.
 
Pam said:
Akira said:
It's funny how it's gone so much under radar that Van Rapist has not put the ball in the net for 10 games now.

Getting a ball booted at his head. This has been the only noteworthy thing he's done in ages.

And falling down that "Black Hole" at QPR!

Apparently hurt his back - ohh diddums!
 
mcmanus said:
Alma Bear said:
Fellow Blue Mooners,

I am a proud KFA City supporter. My one previous attempt at being ITK was pretty disastrous. Didi Hamann told my mate (who was teaching him to play golf) that Sven was going to sign Michael Owen from Newcastle for £6m in the January transfer window back in 08. He didn't.

Today (through work) I heard from the United physio that when Ferguson calls it a day, he'll be made Director of Football and that he'll act as mentor to the managerial dream team of Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes.

He was deadly serious, although I should point out that A) I can't remember his name and B) I have no proof that the bloke was actually United's physio. I have no idea who United's physio is.

Not worthy of Ajay or Spursmad or Tolmie, but it's all I've got.

Any thoughts?


I'm stumped at what a KFA is.

But I hope to fuck that Giggs and the ginger ninja take control. Hopefully bring in Bruce, Ince, Keane and Captain Marvel as coaches.

Know Fuck All. I think it generally get hurled as an insult as people claiming to be in the know. I told my anecdote to about 20 people in the pub last night. No one thought it remotely plausible. Would be magic if it happened.
 
AntiUnited said:
ban-mcfc said:
get a load of these sorry fuckers, imagine if they went through the last 35 years we have...

http://www.redcafe.net/f11/manchester-united-vs-manchester-city-368462/index40.html


It is awsome isint it XD

Deserved.They wanted it more.And that hurts me.
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