United thread 2013/14 (continued)

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nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Job vacancy at $old Trafford - winger coach required.
Previous experience of winning trophies or even games not essential.
Would ideally suit ex-air traffic controller, glider instructor or space shuttle repairman, as job involves much staring into space and looking skywards.
Must be prepared to relocate to the Europa league - working Thursdays compulsory.
Three month contract only due to possible downsizing in May.
Must be fully conversant with all aspects of route one football.
Attractive salary to right applicant, if Ocean Finance extend our overdraft.
Previous drunks need not apply.
Please folk CV into a paper aeroplane and throw it over the scoreboard paddock wall.
The master plan is No Europa League,surely you can see that,after all Utd never concede in 5 minutes of injury time ,remember it's .
Wee (6ft 1 in ) Davy must have been reading BM .
 
Stretford Ender said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Job vacancy at $old Trafford - winger coach required.
Previous experience of winning trophies or even games not essential.
Would ideally suit ex-air traffic controller, glider instructor or space shuttle repairman, as job involves much staring into space and looking skywards.
Must be prepared to relocate to the Europa league - working Thursdays compulsory.
Three month contract only due to possible downsizing in May.
Must be fully conversant with all aspects of route one football.
Attractive salary to right applicant, if Ocean Finance extend our overdraft.
Previous drunks need not apply.
Please folk CV into a paper aeroplane and throw it over the scoreboard paddock wall.
The master plan is No Europa League,surely you can see that,after all Utd never concede in 5 minutes of injury time ,remember it's .
Wee (6ft 1 in ) Davy must have been reading BM .
Have you started a No Europa League campaign?
#NEL



#SOD
 
Off current topic, a red I know, in some attempt at nostalgia I suppose, put on FB pictures of their ground from years ago, pre Premier League. The old Stretford End with 'Wonderfuel Gas' on the hoardings. Wasn't it a shit hole back then? My memories of Maine Road came flooding back and based on those photos we had a much better looking ground, which is saying something.
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Stretford Ender said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Job vacancy at $old Trafford - winger coach required.
Previous experience of winning trophies or even games not essential.
Would ideally suit ex-air traffic controller, glider instructor or space shuttle repairman, as job involves much staring into space and looking skywards.
Must be prepared to relocate to the Europa league - working Thursdays compulsory.
Three month contract only due to possible downsizing in May.
Must be fully conversant with all aspects of route one football.
Attractive salary to right applicant, if Ocean Finance extend our overdraft.
Previous drunks need not apply.
Please folk CV into a paper aeroplane and throw it over the scoreboard paddock wall.
The master plan is No Europa League,surely you can see that,after all Utd never concede in 5 minutes of injury time ,remember it's .
Wee (6ft 1 in ) Davy must have been reading BM .
Have you started a No Europa League campaign?
#NEL



#SOD
not yet mate but cheers it's a f***** great idea.<br /><br />-- Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:19 am --<br /><br />
Pigeonho said:
Off current topic, a red I know, in some attempt at nostalgia I suppose, put on FB pictures of their ground from years ago, pre Premier League. The old Stretford End with 'Wonderfuel Gas' on the hoardings. Wasn't it a shit hole back then? My memories of Maine Road came flooding back and based on those photos we had a much better looking ground, which is saying something.
Big difference 'we ' still have ours.
 
Stretford Ender said:
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Stretford Ender said:
The master plan is No Europa League,surely you can see that,after all Utd never concede in 5 minutes of injury time ,remember it's .
Wee (6ft 1 in ) Davy must have been reading BM .
Have you started a No Europa League campaign?
#NEL
worked wonders for liverpool this year....yer fans were laughing at them last year.


#SOD
not yet mate but cheers it's a f***** great idea.

worked well for liverpool this year....yer fans were laughing at them last year.
 
Stretford Ender said:
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Stretford Ender said:
The master plan is No Europa League,surely you can see that,after all Utd never concede in 5 minutes of injury time ,remember it's .
Wee (6ft 1 in ) Davy must have been reading BM .
Have you started a No Europa League campaign?
#NEL



#SOD
not yet mate but cheers it's a f***** great idea.

-- Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:19 am --

Pigeonho said:
Off current topic, a red I know, in some attempt at nostalgia I suppose, put on FB pictures of their ground from years ago, pre Premier League. The old Stretford End with 'Wonderfuel Gas' on the hoardings. Wasn't it a shit hole back then? My memories of Maine Road came flooding back and based on those photos we had a much better looking ground, which is saying something.
Big difference 'we ' still have ours.
That's fantastic news.
 
Stretford Ender said:
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Stretford Ender said:
The master plan is No Europa League,surely you can see that,after all Utd never concede in 5 minutes of injury time ,remember it's .
Wee (6ft 1 in ) Davy must have been reading BM .
Have you started a No Europa League campaign?
#NEL



#SOD
not yet mate but cheers it's a f***** great idea.

-- Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:19 am --

Pigeonho said:
Off current topic, a red I know, in some attempt at nostalgia I suppose, put on FB pictures of their ground from years ago, pre Premier League. The old Stretford End with 'Wonderfuel Gas' on the hoardings. Wasn't it a shit hole back then? My memories of Maine Road came flooding back and based on those photos we had a much better looking ground, which is saying something.
Big difference 'we ' still have ours.
thank UWe`s cross-eyed uncle for that in WW2
 
Pigeonho said:
Off current topic, a red I know, in some attempt at nostalgia I suppose, put on FB pictures of their ground from years ago, pre Premier League. The old Stretford End with 'Wonderfuel Gas' on the hoardings. Wasn't it a shit hole back then? My memories of Maine Road came flooding back and based on those photos we had a much better looking ground, which is saying something.
Always was, still is and always will be. It's not known as the swamp for nothing.
 
manimanc said:
Because yes ladies and gentlemen, those fist pumps, that growl on wee davys face is in fact celebrating the (Worst) champions going 2-1 up against bottom of the table fulham, against not scored in 4 games fulham, against not won in 6 games Fulham. ..........
Oh how the mighty have fallen. ......
Blackburn had the record for a worst defence of a PL title but the rags are now looking to beat that. They also had 41 points after 25 games but Blackburn were in 6th place.
 
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