United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[Vienna_70]

And this vexes you does it..??

Its a bit like going to a led zeppelin concert and saying "oohh its too loud".. weirdo.

I just put my tongue on a 9 volt battery. It hurts.

Its like building a cafe at the top of mt Everest and complaining that business is slow..

Like going to Tesco and saying there are lots of things to buy here.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I just put my tongue on a 9 volt battery. It hurts.

Its like building a cafe at the top of mt Everest and complaining that business is slow..

Like going to Tesco and saying there are lots of things to buy here.

It's like going to a rag game and saying: 'Why has everybody got an English phrase book?'

 

[steviemc]

I just put my tongue on a 9 volt battery. It hurts.

Its like building a cafe at the top of mt Everest and complaining that business is slow..

Like going to Tesco and saying there are lots of things to buy here.

Eh! Leave our Mr Milner out of this :)

 

[mcmanus]

I swear you lot are obsessed by them, that's not healthy.

When we get to our first Champions League final and we sing nursery rhymes about manyoo like you do us..... I'll hold my hands up.

Till then fuck off.

 

[RyanP3609]

I'd love to know what Moyes plan is, Mata is a good signing, but I can't believe he's brought nobody else in. If they get any kind of injury crisis they won't make 4th, even without an injury crisis they could well struggle.

He's relying heavily on RVP/Rooney/Mata, all staying fit and clicking.

Coincidence the game after Mata's announced there both "fit" again... if they go 1/2 games without a win again I can see RVP picking up a "knock".

 

[mcmanus]

And this vexes you does it..??

Its a bit like going to a led zeppelin concert and saying "oohh its too loud".. weirdo.

I just put my tongue on a 9 volt battery. It hurts.

Its like building a cafe at the top of mt Everest and complaining that business is slow..

Like signing up to mumsnet and saying you lot don't seem to like males.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

have i got this wrong but utd that bring the kids thro have loaned the ones closest to the first team out and made a club record signing to try and cement 7 th place .? must of heard it wrong

 

[lancs blue]

So, nearly 5 years after "bursting onto the scene" and being labelled the new...erm...Ruud van C*ntona(?), Federico Macheda is loaned out to the mighty Brum. Hmmm...

 

[Balti]

This is the genius that hired Our Dave so should also have his own campaign.

#malcolmkeepbleedingthemfuckersdry or #MKBTFD.

What you mean fergie did'ent hire him.

He's Scottttttttttttttish don't you know.

Cut from the same cloth.

OK

Who's starting the campaign?

Save Our Malcolm......

 

[Ducado]

So, nearly 5 years after "bursting onto the scene" and being labelled the new...erm...Ruud van C*ntona(?), Federico Macheda is loaned out to the mighty Brum. Hmmm...

Pump and dump at its finest, hype your asset get your mates in media to join in sell your asset to punter who thinks he is getting a great deal, after all he played for the mighty Man United. They are masters at it and people fall for it every time, they are at it now with jizzyeye

 

[adrianr]

I'd love to know what Moyes plan is, Mata is a good signing, but I can't believe he's brought nobody else in. If they get any kind of injury crisis they won't make 4th, even without an injury crisis they could well struggle.

He's relying heavily on RVP/Rooney/Mata, all staying fit and clicking.

Coincidence the game after Mata's announced there both "fit" again... if they go 1/2 games without a win again I can see RVP picking up a "knock".

Lol. You just knew that was going to happen. It's a shame the three of them will likely scrape them fourth because they don't deserve it on their conduct so far. I'd be furious with RVP especially if I were a rag.

 

[BlueRockape]

I swear you lot are obsessed by them, that's not healthy.

And that eye gouging nut job you take your name from isn't obsessed with us . "City are lucky "HA hate the twunt more than GPC

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'd love to know what Moyes plan is, Mata is a good signing, but I can't believe he's brought nobody else in. If they get any kind of injury crisis they won't make 4th, even without an injury crisis they could well struggle.

He's relying heavily on RVP/Rooney/Mata, all staying fit and clicking.

Coincidence the game after Mata's announced there both "fit" again... if they go 1/2 games without a win again I can see RVP picking up a "knock".

Lol. You just knew that was going to happen. It's a shame the three of them will likely scrape them fourth because they don't deserve it on their conduct so far. I'd be furious with RVP especially if I were a rag.

Its reported this morning that Moyes admits that RVP tells them when he is fit and not the club !! All is not well at the swamp - RVP tells them he is injured if he doesn't fancy it? A stand off coming ?? Wonder who will last longest at the club and undermined Wee Davey or and ageing prima donna RVP?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I swear you lot are obsessed by them, that's not healthy.

To borrow a quote from someone on here a while back " you are the load that your mother should have swallowed "

 

[Stoned Rose]

With Liverpool's much healthier GD utd are in effect 7 points behind them.

I can't see them clawing that back even with mata granny and rapey.

 

[laserblue]

The word on the street has been that van Persie has been fit since before Christmas but has been refusing to play because he wasn't ready despite going on a skiing break over New Year. Now this has been confirmed by Moyes's own admission. What price Rooney also decides when he 's fit? Especially as they both made miraculous recoveries as soon as the rags signed Mata. Absolutely fucking pathetic and cowardly management by the Clueless One.

Robin van Persie 'decides when he is fit' for Manchester United duty

David Moyes admits that Robin van Persie’s importance to Manchester United is so great that he has final say on whether he is fit to play for the club

From today's Telegraph.


Robin van Persie 'decides when he is fit' for Manchester United duty

Mark Ogden
By Mark Ogden

10:30PM GMT 31 Jan 2014

David Moyes has admitted that Robin van Persie’s importance to Manchester United is so great that the forward has now been given the final say on whether he is fit to play for the club.

Van Persie, who scored on his return from a two-month thigh injury lay-off against Cardiff City in midweek, is in line to start successive games for only the second time in three months on Saturday when United travel to the Britannia Stadium to face Stoke City.

Injuries have restricted the £22 million striker to just 17 games in all competitions this season, with Moyes conceding that Van Persie’s absence has been a key reason why United are languishing in seventh position in the Premier League.

But with Van Persie suffering groin and thigh problems during this campaign, Moyes admits that the 30-year-old’s opinion on his own fitness has become the decisive factor in when he plays and for how long.

“I have taken Robin’s advice where he feels he is at,” Moyes said. “I ask him if he is ready to play and how long does he feel he is able to play.

“All the things I am doing, I am taking from Robin. He is a player who is so important to us that I need to know exactly where he is at. Even the day he pulled his thigh against Newcastle [in December] we had said, ‘Are you better coming off the bench?’

 

[Ducado]

With Liverpool's much healthier GD utd are in effect 7 points behind them.

I can't see them clawing that back even with mata granny and rapey.

For them to get 4th it means Liverpool or any of the top 4 dropping points 5th is the best they can hope for IMO

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Just imagine how that article would have been worded if it involved Bob and Carlos.

Davey gets such an easy ride juat like old bacon did.

 

[SteveinBeds]

Swamp creatures seem to be talking about playing 4-3-2-1 to accommodate their three premiership players but, in my view, their remaining three midfielders will simply be incapable of winning, holding and distributing the ball to Mata etc.

 

[jrb]

Did United spend all of their £200mill transfer warchest in the transfer window?

Apart from Mata, who will make all the difference, who else did United sign?