United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[RandomJ]

This only caught my eye because the headline was... Uniteds Young Banned from Driving...

Naturally I thought it said Diving lol

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Young's solicitor argued the road had been "quiet" at the time of his latest offence.

I didn't realise the speeding law was based on how quiet a road is.

 

[marco]

anyone else getting the ignore tratment off them, this rag allways lets on today he turned his back and looked up at the sky he knew i was passing in the car,how fucking stupid he looked, so the window went down and this- hey matey get that fucking bobby charlton polishing our trophy and while he's at it send for a cab and get it over to the etihad

 

[baldybouncer]

Have to be fair to the rag that sits opposite me at work. He keeps coming out with comments like ... "Just another 5 tonight then?"

 

[tommybooth]

Just a quick message for our lurking rags. (Numbers are dropping though)

It must be fucking killing you at the moment. Ferguson has gone, your team is shit and we are twatting every side put in front of us playing amazing football.

How times do change eh? Worst thing for you though is seems you're in for a few really barren years.

Ah well.

Not really. Most of the match-goers I associate myself with are doing that black-humour-laughing-at ourselves thing at the moment. You know, the we are staying up chants and that!
I'm sure that will change and my mood will darken should the'really barren' years materialise though but for now it's all good.
I'm all for letting Moyes get on with the job of booting out some of the over-paid wasters: Anderson ( gone ), Young, Cleverley, Buttner, RVP. See how many bite with the RVP one.
Then hopefully bring is some World class talent like Mata, Ronaldo, Schweinsteiger etc.. Another fishing expedition with Ronaldo and Schweiney

LOL Very good

How about singing, your getting sacked in the morning!

 

[mcmanus]

They're away from home against another team can they scrape a draw?

#saveourdave

 

[Salford_Blue]

Have to be fair to the rag that sits opposite me at work. He keeps coming out with comments like ... "Just another 5 tonight then?"

He'll be saying that next year when they're in the Europa as well.

 

[Balti]

can we have a Save Our Malcolm campaign as well?

He also deserves much more time to complete the massive job he has started so well despite all that rag bitterness.....

 

[mcmanus]

can we have a Save Our Malcolm campaign as well?

He also deserves much more time to complete the massive job he has started so well despite all that rag bitterness.....

This is the genius that hired Our Dave so should also have his own campaign.

#malcolmkeepbleedingthemfuckersdry or #MKBTFD.

 

[tommybooth]

can we have a Save Our Malcolm campaign as well?

He also deserves much more time to complete the massive job he has started so well despite all that rag bitterness.....

This is the genius that hired Our Dave so should also have his own campaign.

#malcolmkeepbleedingthemfuckersdry or #MKBTFD.

What you mean fergie did'ent hire him.

He's Scottttttttttttttish don't you know.

 

[mcmanus]

can we have a Save Our Malcolm campaign as well?

He also deserves much more time to complete the massive job he has started so well despite all that rag bitterness.....

This is the genius that hired Our Dave so should also have his own campaign.

#malcolmkeepbleedingthemfuckersdry or #MKBTFD.

What you mean fergie did'ent hire him.

He's Scottttttttttttttish don't you know.

Cut from the same cloth.

 

[scotty123]

I can't find that gif of moyes and his squad dancing, can someone put it up please, the Mrs wants to see it

 

[scotty123]

I can't find that gif of moyes and his squad dancing, can someone put it up please, the Mrs wants to see it

 

[BrianW]

You know, some of these United fans on Redcafe just don't get it. Like a stone-age tribesman up against a team of SAS riflemen with laser sights; they simply can't comprehend what they are up against.

Such simpletons explain why TV programmes are such rubbish, why the Sun sell so many copies and finally why we get such crap governments - they all have a vote. Scary.

 

[TheSpecialOne]

I swear you lot are obsessed by them, that's not healthy.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Looks like Olympiacos have handed the Rags a free pass to last 8 of CL, last season's top 2 strikers have departed for English clubs this week and Weiss has gone to Qatar.

If. however, United fail then what sort of dunderhead is Gollum going to look like :)

 

[scotty123]

Looks like Olympiacos have handed the Rags a free pass to last 8 of CL, last season's top 2 strikers have departed for English clubs this week and Weiss has gone to Qatar.

If. however, United fail then what sort of dunderhead is Gollum going to look like :)

Never underestimate the plate smashers!!

 

[Bilboblue]

I swear you lot are obsessed by them, that's not healthy.

au contraire mon amis

'tis they who are obsessed with us, we just laugh at them.

 

[Chris in London]

I swear you lot are obsessed by them, that's not healthy.

au contraire mon amis

'tis they who are obsessed with us, we just laugh at them.

be gentle with this one.

He's only just joined and he won't be with us much after Monday, and we won't see him again at all after the Cup game.

Let's play nicely while he's still here.

 

[citysix]

I swear you lot are obsessed by them, that's not healthy.

Yea.. and your a fucking dickhead

 

[bluevengence]

I swear you lot are obsessed by them, that's not healthy.

Yea.. and your a fucking dickhead

A special dickhead