United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[Blue_Rossy]

Re: United thread 2013/14

I love it that rooney is basically raping that club, over £300k per week, captain and a say in transfers lol. Its hysterical. He's a parasite.
Yet the thick rags thinks he's still messi quality. He is a good player but over £300k per week lmfao. Keep it going rooney you fat wanker, and rape there finances.

 

[scotty123]

Re: United thread 2013/14

Baines signs new contract at Everton.....hard luck Moyes

 

[Anonymous]

Re: United thread 2013/14

So Shrek goes straight to the top of the charts in the Premier League's biggest earners on a whopping £15.6m per annum. On top of that, he gets a say in transfers too.

Priceless!

"Who should we sign this window Wayne?"

 

[aguero93:20]

wont it be funny when he asks for Judi dench and they sign Emmanuel frimpong?

 

[Bluemanc100]

Re: United thread 2013/14

So Shrek goes straight to the top of the charts in the Premier League's biggest earners on a whopping £15.6m per annum. On top of that, he gets a say in transfers too.

Priceless!

"Who should we sign this window Wayne?"

Manchester City............... Ruining Football

 

[Ancient Citizen]

So, it looks like the Rags are bending over and lubing their fundaments to all things Shrek. I wonder if he gets to choose where they have their Chrimbo party?
Cue a Rag bus to the local old folks home for fun and frolicks, followed by a roll up outside whilst pissing in a grid.

 

[SrilankanBlue]

@DeadlineDay 1m
Manchester United and Liverpool are both interested in signing Fernando from Porto in the next few days

Gotta say that would be a great signing if they pulled it off, what they need.

 

[citysix]

Re: United8 thread 2013/14 (continued)

No player bigger than the club lmfao rape em wazza ya fat bald gilf fucker!!

 

[Bluemanc100]

@DeadlineDay 1m
Manchester United and Liverpool are both interested in signing Fernando from Porto in the next few days

Gotta say that would be a great signing if they pulled it off, what they need.

are you sure it's not the Isle of Fernando from Paddy McGuiness

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Re: United thread 2013/14

Looks like the Rooney to Chelsea rumours have some legs - seems he was at Chelsea today, in disguise.

Cracking shout

 

[foetus]

Re: United thread 2013/14

Looks like the Rooney to Chelsea rumours have some legs - seems he was at Chelsea today, in disguise.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Re: United thread 2013/14

Rags PR machine in action again. All of a sudden Woodward is transfer genius, who'd have thought it?


<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/jan/26/chelsea-manchester-united-juan-mata-transfer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/blo ... a-transfer</a>

@SwissRamble: United's PR machine is spinning like a top in the papers this morning. "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the public's intelligence."

In one paper it said Kia Joorabchian was the 3rd party as Chelsea wouldn't speak to the rags if they'd known they were interested. In another it said it was Ferguson & Gill who did the negotiations. And now the Guardian tells us it was Woodward but he only did it in writing to avoid any mention of Rooney. So which one is right?

 

[aguero93:20]

Re: United thread 2013/14

Rags PR machine in action again. All of a sudden Woodward is transfer genius, who'd have thought it?


<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/jan/26/chelsea-manchester-united-juan-mata-transfer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/blo ... a-transfer</a>

@SwissRamble: United's PR machine is spinning like a top in the papers this morning. "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the public's intelligence."

In one paper it said Kia Joorabchian was the 3rd party as Chelsea wouldn't speak to the rags if they'd known they were interested. In another it said it was Ferguson & Gill who did the negotiations. And now the Guardian tells us it was Woodward but he only did it in writing to avoid any mention of Rooney. So which one is right?

I reckon Ferguson and Gill.

 

[aguero93:20]

So how are the scum getting on with their quest to sign 5 more unwanted bench players from champions league teams anyway? (or phase 1 recruitment as it was known here) have we told them we want 15m for Richard wright yet?

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

So how are the scum getting on with their quest to sign 5 more unwanted bench players from champions league teams anyway? (or phase 1 recruitment as it was known here) have we told them we want 15m for Richard wright yet?

The signing he was talking about were for the summer anyway, but the press seem to have glossed over that. You know you are in the shit when you are already talking about potential summer recruits before the January transfer window has finished.

 

[aguero93:20]

So how are the scum getting on with their quest to sign 5 more unwanted bench players from champions league teams anyway? (or phase 1 recruitment as it was known here) have we told them we want 15m for Richard wright yet?

The signing he was talking about were for the summer anyway, but the press seem to have glossed over that. You know you are in the shit when you are already talking about potential summer recruits before the January transfer window has finished.

and you're even further in the shit when a couple of them (pogba, marchisio and cavani) don't even wait until an offer comes in that summer window to tell you to get fucked.

 

[citytill1die84]

Mate just said rags have rejected a 25m offer from PSG for Diverjaz 25m? WTF?

 

[aguero93:20]

Mate just said rags have rejected a 25m offer from PSG for Diverjaz 25m? WTF?

quick, offer them Sinclair for 15m before they sober up.

 

[citytill1die84]

Mate just said rags have rejected a 25m offer from PSG for Diverjaz 25m? WTF?

quick, offer them Sinclair for 15m before they sober up.

Ye I laughed when he told me even more so when he said they'd rejected it haha. Mate said they'd rejected it because he's the next Ronaldo I said the only thing he's got in common with Ronaldo was his diving skills.

 

[kunaguero10]

Re: United thread 2013/14

Rags PR machine in action again. All of a sudden Woodward is transfer genius, who'd have thought it?


<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/jan/26/chelsea-manchester-united-juan-mata-transfer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/blo ... a-transfer</a>

@SwissRamble: United's PR machine is spinning like a top in the papers this morning. "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the public's intelligence."

In one paper it said Kia Joorabchian was the 3rd party as Chelsea wouldn't speak to the rags if they'd known they were interested. In another it said it was Ferguson & Gill who did the negotiations. And now the Guardian tells us it was Woodward but he only did it in writing to avoid any mention of Rooney. So which one is right?

Bollocks. So they agreed to sell Mata without knowing which club it was to? rubbish