United thread 2013/14 (continued)

[Pam]

Rooney wont be there for long if Van Gaal comes in.

Yes he will. No bugger is going to pay him £300 k a week. The rags would have to buy out his contract to make a move feasible.

 

[laserblue]

First a Southerner, next an American, then a South African, another American, and finally an Asian.

What am I referring to ?

See my post above mate. The other American was Dutch or possibly another northern European national who spoke very good English.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

I'm fucking arguing with a guy who's still harping in about been bank rolled by the Sheikh, and how much we've paid just for 3 trophies and how much they've spent for theirs, I really need something to shut him the fuck up, any suggestions?

Just slap the red twat

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I'm fucking arguing with a guy who's still harping in about been bank rolled by the Sheikh, and how much we've paid just for 3 trophies and how much they've spent for theirs, I really need something to shut him the fuck up, any suggestions?

Just twat him!

 

[Blue Maverick]

I'm fucking arguing with a guy who's still harping in about been bank rolled by the Sheikh, and how much we've paid just for 3 trophies and how much they've spent for theirs, I really need something to shut him the fuck up, any suggestions?

Just twat him!

He's a keyboard warrior

 

[Pam]

I'm fucking arguing with a guy who's still harping in about been bank rolled by the Sheikh, and how much we've paid just for 3 trophies and how much they've spent for theirs, I really need something to shut him the fuck up, any suggestions?

Just twat him!

Twatting is not good enough for him. Fucking bash him over the head with his keyboard and pull his hair.

 

[mcfc-mike]

I'm fucking arguing with a guy who's still harping in about been bank rolled by the Sheikh, and how much we've paid just for 3 trophies and how much they've spent for theirs, I really need something to shut him the fuck up, any suggestions?

Just twat him!

He's a keyboard warrior

Send him a picture of Gail Platts tits, scar the rag for life

 

[Henkeman]

First a Southerner, next an American, then a South African, another American, and finally an Asian.

What am I referring to ?

Best night of sex ever?

 

[crazyg]

I'm fucking arguing with a guy who's still harping in about been bank rolled by the Sheikh, and how much we've paid just for 3 trophies and how much they've spent for theirs, I really need something to shut him the fuck up, any suggestions?

Just twat him!

Twatting is not good enough for him. Fucking bash him over the head with his keyboard and pull his hair.

Pull his dongle out and jump up and down on it.

Keyboard warrior? I fart in your general direction!

 

[alfabianchi]

SSN showed interviews with 5 rags outside the swamp today about whether Giggs or van Gaal should be manager next season. They couldn't find a Manc though. There was an American, a South African, a Malaysian and a Dutchman with only one Brit who sounded like he was from the south midlands. The South African lad looked like he'd just ram raided the club shop.

Should see it when the Chinese coaches pull up. No matches on, and hundreds of em queuing up at the museum or filling bags of tat in the superstore. They do know how to keep that place ticking over 7 days a week. That's why ratboy is building a hotel across the road.