United thread 2013/14

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mcmanus said:
Mad Dog said:
mcmanus said:
You live in Iraq?

Enjoy your tinned pie and Asda smart price lager in your bedsit mate.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to lie in my hammock with a proper beer whilst my hot Latina wife prepares my din dins.

Fucking hell a Yankee land dweller taking about proper beer.

Anyhow I am 6 foot 3, look a lot like a young George Clooney, live in a 18 bedroom mansion and have just told Jessica Alba to get my Frey Bentos steak and kidney pie on.
Jessica's there!! Wirh you!!! She told me she was going to Preston for a few days Christmas shopping. The two timing *****!!
 
RadcliffeRick said:
mcmanus said:
Mad Dog said:
Enjoy your tinned pie and Asda smart price lager in your bedsit mate.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to lie in my hammock with a proper beer whilst my hot Latina wife prepares my din dins.

Fucking hell a Yankee land dweller taking about proper beer.

Anyhow I am 6 foot 3, look a lot like a young George Clooney, live in a 18 bedroom mansion and have just told Jessica Alba to get my Frey Bentos steak and kidney pie on.
Jessica's there!! Wirh you!!! She told me she was going to Preston for a few days Christmas shopping. The two timing *****!!

Well she does have a thing for City fans.
 
Mad Dog said:
mcmanus said:
Mad Dog said:
Yes, it can be a bit dear but it is the price of living in the land of sunshine.

You live in Iraq?

Enjoy your tinned pie and Asda smart price lager in your bedsit mate.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to lie in my hammock with a proper beer whilst my hot Latina wife prepares my din dins.

I can see you now.. beer gut hanging out of a string vest,white knee length socks with sandles,beige knee length shorts with pockets and turnups,spunk stains on your forehead and a seven litre 15 yearold pickup with bald tyres..sorry,, I meant tires.

Hot latina my arse, youre a twat and latinas dont do twats.
 
corky1970 said:
Pam said:
They're a tad upset about Munich, I thnk.

The Sheik buying such a s*** bacwards club means he'll get more personal glory as he is the only way they could ever hope of competing.

The stadium is the reason, most other s*** c**t teams or those deemed as 'sleeping giants' play in stadiums that either need expanding, modernising or f***ing off all together. These pricks we're gifted one by the council thus making them an attractive investment where f*** all needed spending on the stadium.

Hope Forest or one of the Sheffield teams are the next to have the league bought for them by some bored dickhead billionaire with no connection whatsoever to their club. Would be nice to see a proper team benefit tbh.

Would p*** if he gets bored of having them in Manchester and this building up the s*** hole that is east Manchester was all to sweetening it for the mongs before he moves them down South.

Would be much harder to take if they had got to where they are off their own backs.

what part of Manchester are their American owners from?

what part of Manchester is the club they own from?
 
Part of an article on goal.com,(I know),but the last bit made me smile....


Publicly, Moyes insisted last week that a new deal for the England international "will be done in good course" but Rooney is understood to remain keen to seek a fresh challenge at a Champions League club.
 
Mad Dog said:
Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to lie in my hammock with a proper beer whilst my hot Latina wife prepares my din dins.
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Mad Dog said:
mcmanus said:
Mad Dog said:
Yes, it can be a bit dear but it is the price of living in the land of sunshine.

You live in Iraq?

Enjoy your tinned pie and Asda smart price lager in your bedsit mate.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to lie in my hammock with a proper beer whilst my hot Latina wife prepares my din dins.

Enjoy your budweiser in the place where Canadians go to die.
 
SPIDERBOY said:
Part of an article on goal.com,(I know),but the last bit made me smile....


Publicly, Moyes insisted last week that a new deal for the England international "will be done in good course" but Rooney is understood to remain keen to seek a fresh challenge at a Champions League club.

God forbid Rooney or his agent says that publicly seasons tickets will be way down
 
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