United thread 2013/14

[samharris]

1 Juventus 19 52
2 Roma 19 44
3 Napoli 19 42
4 Fiorentina 19 37
5 Inter Milan 19 32
6 Verona 19 32
7 Torino 19 26
8 Parma 19 26
9 Lazio 19 24
10 Genoa 19 23


So juventus are in top spot by 8 places and agent moyes want to take two key players??

Now is it me or are Juventus fookin stupid for entertaining any idea of this or is Moyes fookin stupid to even think they would??

Or is the Daily Fail making shit up to sell to it's gullible readership?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh theres stupid rags lurking. ;)

 

[ianw16]

Given the distinct possibility of no CL football next season, they'll be lucky to get anyone of note in this window. Particularly from Juve or the like. Unless they think all these players have got "little boys inside them". Which is probably illegal, come to think of it.

 

[SrilankanBlue]

Rafael and Fabio da Silva's agent Cassiano Pereira: "They will stay to the end of the season, but in the summer it's likely that they'll go"

 

[mcmanus]

Oh. For any lurking rags. I think Chelsea are going to tear you a new arsehole at the weekend.

Please just put some proper effort in and try and scrape a draw.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Rafael and Fabio da Silva's agent Cassiano Pereira: "They will stay to the end of the season, but in the summer it's likely that they'll go"

So that's Rafael, Fabio, Nani, Anderson, Young, Valencia, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, Zaha, Jones, Smalling and quite probably Rooney & van Persie as well. Who's left?

 

[squirtyflower]

Rafael and Fabio da Silva's agent Cassiano Pereira: "They will stay to the end of the season, but in the summer it's likely that they'll go"

So that's Rafael, Fabio, Nani, Anderson, Young, Valencia, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, Zaha, Jones, Smalling and quite probably Rooney & van Persie as well. Who's left?

duncan and zinedine to form the spine of the new team

 

[malg]

Rafael and Fabio da Silva's agent Cassiano Pereira: "They will stay to the end of the season, but in the summer it's likely that they'll go"

So that's Rafael, Fabio, Nani, Anderson, Young, Valencia, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, Zaha, Jones, Smalling and quite probably Rooney & van Persie as well. Who's left?

Smalling? Eh, hold on there, isn't he a future England captain and from their yoooof academy?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Rafael and Fabio da Silva's agent Cassiano Pereira: "They will stay to the end of the season, but in the summer it's likely that they'll go"

So that's Rafael, Fabio, Nani, Anderson, Young, Valencia, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, Zaha, Jones, Smalling and quite probably Rooney & van Persie as well. Who's left?

duncan and zinedine to form the spine of the new team

Duncan's heading for the exit and Zinedine's in next year's sale if he doesn't buck up.

 

[squirtyflower]

So that's Rafael, Fabio, Nani, Anderson, Young, Valencia, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, Zaha, Jones, Smalling and quite probably Rooney & van Persie as well. Who's left?

duncan and zinedine to form the spine of the new team

Duncan's heading for the exit and Zinedine's in next year's sale if he doesn't buck up.

ah, having re-read your post i see that dunc is in the middle

looks like it will be janajizz in all eleven places, he is that good

 

[andyhinch]

Have they still got the kit man?

 

[danebanksheik]

They are shittin bricks for the Chelsea game. They know they have to win to avoid complete meltdown but they don't want to because of what it does for us. They also know a draw is bad too. This is a mind fuck they have never dealt with on this scale before.
Football chat at work is so one sided these days.
Lovin it

 

[aguero93:20]

They are shittin bricks for the Chelsea game. They know they have to win to avoid complete meltdown but they don't want to because of what it does for us. They also know a draw is bad too. This is a mind fuck they have never dealt with on this scale before.
Football chat at work is so one sided these days.
Lovin it

don't really think they need to worry about helping us out tbh, they haven't a fucking hope.

 

[13/05/12]

Pogba has rejected United again. Enquiry was made.

My contact at Arsenal has told me he'll be a summer target.

Rosicky, Arteta, Podolski at the moment look like leaving. Been told Rosicky's injury troubles may actually lead to his retirement in the summer. Pogba's arrival will mean the end of Arteta. Draxler will replace Podolski.

Ramsey - Pogba - Wilshere

Oxlade Draxler
Costa

Will be incredible. Arsenal will be a massive force again

 

[bluevengence]

Right then..back to the real world!!!

Hands up all those who think united are a bunch a **** s..

"Over here Sam"



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[ManCitizens.]

Pogba has rejected United again. Enquiry was made.

My contact at Arsenal has told me he'll be a summer target.

Rosicky, Arteta, Podolski at the moment look like leaving. Been told Rosicky's injury troubles may actually lead to his retirement in the summer. Pogba's arrival will mean the end of Arteta. Draxler will replace Podolski.

Ramsey - Pogba - Wilshere

Oxlade Draxler
Costa

Will be incredible. Arsenal will be a massive force again

Haha

 

[ewok]

So that's Rafael, Fabio, Nani, Anderson, Young, Valencia, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, Zaha, Jones, Smalling and quite probably Rooney & van Persie as well. Who's left?

duncan and zinedine to form the spine of the new team

Duncan's heading for the exit and Zinedine's in next year's sale if he doesn't buck up.

What gives you that idea? Wouldn't surprise me if Cleverley did as he's wank, can't see them selling Duncan though.

 

[jonmcity]

I'm waiting for them to be linked with Messi.

may as well include Ronaldo & Ribbery

Do they not understand it p's off their armchair supporters when these things don't happen.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

duncan and zinedine to form the spine of the new team

Duncan's heading for the exit and Zinedine's in next year's sale if he doesn't buck up.

What gives you that idea? Wouldn't surprise me if Cleverley did as he's wank, can't see them selling Duncan though.

That's what they're saying at the swamp. Journos are being briefed that Jones & Smalling aren't considered good enough. And if you think about it, they've got a crock like Camelgob at centre-half yet England's greatest ever prospect since Bobby Moore can't get a game in his supposedly best position.

The quote was something along the lines of "He thinks he's John Terry. He's not."

 

[samharris]

I'm waiting for them to be linked with Messi.

may as well include Ronaldo & Ribbery

Do they not understand it p's off their armchair supporters when these things don't happen.

Its all a ploy from Matalan.. sock sales go through the roof in January..
Crispy man united wank socks are clogging up the hydraulics on the dust carts..

 

[aguero93:20]

Pogba has rejected United again. Enquiry was made.

My contact at Arsenal has told me he'll be a summer target.

Rosicky, Arteta, Podolski at the moment look like leaving. Been told Rosicky's injury troubles may actually lead to his retirement in the summer. Pogba's arrival will mean the end of Arteta. Draxler will replace Podolski.

Ramsey - Pogba - Wilshere

Oxlade Draxler
Costa

Will be incredible. Arsenal will be a massive force again

yep, cause oxlade-chamberlain starts ahead of mesut özil and all these players are just dying to sign for arsenal regardless of the status of their current clubs or whether others may be interested. fucking hell even özil saw them as a last resort.