United thread 2013/14

[malg]

Got one sat about 2ft away from me here at work.

Keeps mentioning 20 and sh1t like that :)

Just tell him that's how many managers they'll go through before discovering the glory days again.

He give up months ago, he has no fight left in him at all. Even when he says 20 he doesn`t really mean it anymore :)

In saying that, i must be an absolute nightmare to work with, i`m as bitter as they come and i never give him a minutes peace.

I would hate to work with me, if i was a rag.

Keep up the good work.

I work in Macclesfield, and it's full of the Filth, and what a bitter bunch they are. The last few weeks have been magnificent, and I haven't given them a minutes peace. I took shite for years, and the payback tastes ever so sweet. One of them told me that he'd happily lose against Sunderland than face us in the final - I never for one second thought I'd see the day!

 

[bobmcfc]

What is warm weather recuperation ? I might be putting 2 and 2 together but it's iffy that it's happened in the January transfer window

 

[moonshiner]

Lately I've added wee Davey to my "likes" on facebook. Never received so much abuse.haha

 

[UlsterCitizen]

What is warm weather recuperation ? I might be putting 2 and 2 together but it's iffy that it's happened in the January transfer window

It does same a strange one

 

[bobmcfc]

What is warm weather recuperation ? I might be putting 2 and 2 together but it's iffy that it's happened in the January transfer window

It does same a strange one

Is it code for "a holiday" ? Has he fell out with united again or has the fat bastard been gorging all Xmas and needs to shed some timber.

I'm going with BOTH


I think we should put the Caf on suicide watch

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Looks like a crafty wank into his brew then.....when hes not there obviously

just wipe your knob round the inside of his cup,

What I like about your post is that it sounds just like experience talking.

I saw some one do it in the works canteen once.

Teabag came flying though the air and landed next to an Italian bloke call Franco. Stupidly he tossed it over his shoulder and the teabag landed in the middle of big Ronnies sandwiches, this was a massive mistake Big Ronnie was 6`13" and as nasty a bloke as you ever saw. He grab hold of the teabag stood up and walk over to Franco slapping the teabag in the middle of Franco`s forehead and grinding it in, Ronnie then unzips his strides pulling out his knob, picks up Franco`s cup and wipes his knob round the inside of the cup..

 

[crystal_mais]

What is warm weather recuperation ? I might be putting 2 and 2 together but it's iffy that it's happened in the January transfer window

Piss funny - He can't get his dick up any granny's in cold weather so sent him off somewhere warm :)

 

[bobmcfc]

Why do I see an advert at the bottom of this Bluemoon page asking me if I want united tickets ?

Anyway I went to the Caf and they say his injury must me bad if he's being sent there


I actually lolld , deluded idiots

 

[kaz7]

What have i missed?
who has gone where?

 

[bobmcfc]

What have i missed?
who has gone where?

Rooney will miss the Swansea game because he's been sent to the US for warm weather recuperation.

Basically he wants to go to Chelsea and has thrown another wobbler