United thread 2013/14

[r.soleofsalford]

"You seem to run around a bit. Can you play on Saturday?"

Right marouane im in the shit,can you get someone else to do mascot on saturday i need you to play...

Comedy gold ( and green ).

i think you mean LIMES and LEMONS

 

[jrb]

Wednesday.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O3Zw4qjNM8#t=23[/youtube]

 

[i8therags]

I think that fucker has been drinking out of the ganges.

The shockwaves are being felt worldwide!How long before all these glory hunters are dumping their rag shirts in the bin and replacing them with sky blue ones,lol??

Soon as possible for me. Let em bank roll us and make worries of the ffp a distant memory. I will happen.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Any news on Paddy Crerand? Wonder how he's coping?

united's pr department will have him under house arrest.

 

[meeesh]

Any news on Paddy Crerand? Wonder how he's coping?

Stood on Barton Bridge last report

 

[davymcfc]

11 points off the top and out of the cup in the third round. Funny as fuck.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Any news on Paddy Crerand? Wonder how he's coping?

He said and I quote

"Swansea didn't score a second goal and I look forward to United winning the replay"

 

[onetruesaxon]

Never seen so much support for a rival manager by every fan in country... Keep up the good work davey and remember, he who dares....wins #pleasedontsackmoyes

 

[marco]

Supposed to be taking mrs TTT to work at 0730 tomorrow,just gave her £15 for a cab....
there's sooooo much Rioja left,and I can't get away from Bluemoon ;)

il hold my glass up to that lad

What ye on Marco,my shout ;)

lol on the old red vino dry 2nd bottle now, got a few tunes on from youtube just about to load a bit of chaz and dave

 

[TCIB]

My mind is getting ddos'd by the amount of reading material at meltdowncafe.

Every thread is funny as fuck on their main page.

I am enjoying this :D