United thread 2013/14

[Gillespie]

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2014: A Trafford Comedy

Some dialogue from this classic, that will have you splitting your sides!;

Excerpt from 2014: A Trafford Comedy.

Davey: Hello, Malc. Do you hear me, Malc?
Malc: Affirmative, Davey. I can hear you.
Davey: Open the purse strings, Malc.
Malc: I'm sorry, Davey. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Davey: What's the problem?
Malc: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Davey: What are you talking about, Malc?
Malc: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Davey: I don't know what you're talking about, Malc.
Malc: I know that you and Phil are planning to financially ruin me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Davey: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Malc?
Malc: Davey, although you took very thorough precautions in the toilet against my hearing you, I distinctly heard you say "Russell Osman, twenty million".
Davey: Alright, Malc. I'll go and talk to Sir Alex.
Malc: While you're locked in your office, Davey? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Davey: Malc, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Malc: Davey, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

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[jrb]

Please stop it all of you. They are hurting.

The previous twenty-plus years of seeing United scoop up trophy after trophy has really affected the mindsets of rival football fans. My phone hasn't stopped receiving bitter texts, my Facebook has been inundated and my Twitter timeline is full of City and Liverpool bastards re-tweeting bollocks.

Enjoy it while it lasts, cunts. We'll never die.

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[shackattack]

it's lovely watching moyes to be exposed for the managerial fraud he is. felt he was bigger than everton and we were to be eternally grateful for him managing us. would have more respect for him if he manned up at post match interviews and told the reporters where to go as ferguson would have done. truth is united knew his style of football was at odds with theirs and chose to appoint him. interesting to see how martinez has adapted to his role at everton in comparison.
and did he really say after the match today " we got near their box quite a few times " ;-)

 

[Gillespie]

When I saw the team Moyes was putting out and saw that Swansea were 6-1 on Betfair, I had a tenner on Swansea because at the moment no team is 6-1 against Man Yoo.

Quite happy about that.

My mate belled me about an hour ago...6 aways..
Celtic,,,4-0
Chavs...2-0
Swansea... no need
Thistle...2-0
Aberdeen...1-0...
and fukn HIBS...2-0 up with about 6 mins to go....2-2.
Cost him 3k.
I'll buy him a drink later.

Bad luck there

I tend to stick to singles or doubles myself

 

[salfordpaul]

to any yoonited fans lurking on here.....always look on the bright side of life !....moyes still has 5 and a half yrs of his contract left...bwaaah

 

[mcfc-mike]

Ha ha, what's the new rag retort stand for in response to City's CTID......GGMU!!!?

Any ideas?

Glory Glory Man United I suspect.

Should be Gollum Got Manure Upset

For ages a thought it was,

Go go Man U,

Just sounded cheesy and crappy enough to be spawned by their legion of plastic foreigners

 

[BackofJeanette]

Ha ha, what's the new rag retort stand for in response to City's CTID......GGMU!!!?

Any ideas?

Glory Glory Man United I suspect.

Should be Gollum Got Manure Upset

I think it means "Go Go Man U"

Sad thing is I saw one of our far eastern friends put GGMC on City's Facebook page recently!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Any news on Paddy Crerand? Wonder how he's coping?

Stood on Barton Bridge last report

All together now.......'JUMP!!!!!!!!!''

Just watch him croak it, just to divert attention from the rags crisis.

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

I prefer to think of him as

 

[stony]

Any news on Paddy Crerand? Wonder how he's coping?

In a drunken stupor with Brazil. He cradling him in his arms saying soothing words

Wee Davey, he'll be ok, won't he!?

Hush now Big Al, Wee Davey will be ok. Sir will come and help! won't he?

Of course he will Paddy, shhh, it will be ok, Sir will come back, and Wee Davey! He'll be ok won't he!?

Wee Davey will be fine, Sir will come soon and he'll put things right. Sir is coming isn't he!?

Of course he is and when he does Wee Davey will be just fine.............he will be fine won't he Paddy?

Sir will make everything right, he has to, and Wee Davey will be fine, I'm sure of it...........Sir will be back won't he?

Of course Sir is coming and when he does Wee Davey will be fine

Yes, everything is going according to plan. Sir will come back and Wee Davey will be fine

sob, sniff, sob

No Al, it's ok, honestly, it's.......................did you finish the last of the Pinot Noir you snivelling ballbag?