United thread 2013/14

[Hungarian blue]

I bet Oympiakos are shitting themselves!! Lucky bastards drawing the rags.

UIG

Hopefully Weiss will destroy them. :)

 

[ElanJo]

New "Januzaj" song:

I want to tell you, I might as well do, About a club that can't win anything

They come from London, their name is Utd, Channel 5! Channel 5! Channel 5!

 

[IH8MUFC]

bbc news on the rags defeat :)
[youtube] <a class="postlink" href="http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=1UnOfy8e6xU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1UnOfy8e6xU%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=yout ... ata_player</a> [/youtube]

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

New "Januzaj" song:

I want to tell you, I might as well do, About a club that can't win anything

They come from London, their name is Utd, Channel 5! Channel 5! Channel 5!

Brilliant, although the Channel 5 bit might be a tad optimistic. For united.

 

[Blue Tooth]

Wonderful thread folks. Pouring a whisky as I type and listening to Beethoven's Ode to Joy ;)

 

[BlueAnorak]

I wonder what the rag fans on here did today - especially the ragette with the red top and glasses?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ndpqp95Xc[/youtube]

The wanted the "Special One" and got the "Special Needs One"...

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I bet Oympiakos are shitting themselves!! Lucky bastards drawing the rags.

UIG

Hopefully Weiss will destroy them. :)

Weiss already knows how to tear johnny evans a new arsehole.slovakia v norden ire. couple yrs ago.

Round two coming up.

 

[Blue Tooth]

 

[Vienna_70]

bbc news on the rags defeat :)
[youtube] <a class="postlink" href="http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=1UnOfy8e6xU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1UnOfy8e6xU%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=yout ... ata_player</a> [/youtube]

Richard Nixon has resigned.

 

[1972Bramhall_Blue]

Work on rebuilding this United side needed to begin in 2009, 2010 at the latest - with Ronaldo and Tevez gone, Hargreaves career ruined by injury, Berbatov clearly a waste of money, Ferdinand past thirty, Scholes, Giggs and Neville well past thirty and Vidic, Evra and Carrick all approaching thirty new, quality players in the 23-25 age range needed bringing in, one or two a year for the next few years, that is how Slurgie had always worked till that point. Whether the Glazers couldn’t or wouldn’t stump up the money to compete with us and PSG joining the top table financially, whether the GPC knew he didn’t have the time for another five year rebuilding cycle at his age or whether he just saw beating Liverpool’s record just tantalisingly in front of him and decided to go for it with what he had I don’t know but whatever it was he allowed the team to grow old together till now it needs urgent, and expensive major surgery. The man been lead by his vast personal vanity for the last few years, his response to losing out to us was pure ego – supplementing an already aging team with an injury prone near thirty year old just so he could go out on a high tells you all you need to know about him, that Alex Ferguson’s ego came before Manchester United, and so now his hapless successor has to cope as the cracks show wide through the recently applied wallpaper, so as their decline begins more intelligent United fans (and there are a few) can reflect that just so their beloved ‘Sir’ Alex could go out on a high with his legend intact their clubs future has been put at high risk. I think it’s bloody hilarious.

 

[Blue Tooth]

 

[BlueAnorak]

Hitler's misgivings come to pass...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwjRZpjHWa0[/youtube]

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Did any of us honestly think this day would ever come? I know I didn't.

I hoped, I dreamed but I didn't think I'd live to see it.

I just woke the mrs up to tell her the score. She's not happy.

You've obviously told her the score before ;-)

 

[ianw16]

Coming soon to a Theatre of Comedy near you!

2014: A Trafford Comedy

Some dialogue from this classic, that will have you splitting your sides!;

Excerpt from 2014: A Trafford Comedy.

Davey: Hello, Malc. Do you hear me, Malc?
Malc: Affirmative, Davey. I can hear you.
Davey: Open the purse strings, Malc.
Malc: I'm sorry, Davey. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Davey: What's the problem?
Malc: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Davey: What are you talking about, Malc?
Malc: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Davey: I don't know what you're talking about, Malc.
Malc: I know that you and Phil are planning to financially ruin me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Davey: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Malc?
Malc: Davey, although you took very thorough precautions in the toilet against my hearing you, I distinctly heard you say "Russell Osman, twenty million".
Davey: Alright, Malc. I'll go and talk to Sir Alex.
Malc: While you're locked in your office, Davey? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Davey: Malc, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Malc: Davey, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Don't miss this stunning sequel to 'The Wilf McGuiness years', featuring a cast of comedians rarely seen in one production before!

If there is such a thing as post of the year, might I nominate this one? Excellent!

Cheers Gill, but probably gone over the heads of a fair few on this place. Just did it for the connoisseurs! (i.e old buggers).

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Their popularity is waning in the east!!

 

[citysix]

Eamonn Holmes looks fucked this morning wanker

 

[Draken]

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

United have won the F.A cup 11 times but not for ten years since they beat Millwall.

at least Moyes and the boys had a go of it and got near the box but just didnae create enough chances to win.

 

[Draken]

 

[gloryhunter007]

tbh, I don't think any of it is Moyes' fault. He's been given a rather shite team. They're best 11 is not as strong as arsenal's, chelsea's or ours... and their squad players are hardly as good as a mid-table team. I thought last season they were poor, lucky to win the league. If it wasn't for the horrid form of everyone else in England and RVP's amazing season, they wouldn't of done anything last year either. Regardless, it brings me joy to see tears shed by all man utd fans. Don't plan on giving my rag buddies a break until they do something significant.