United thread 2013/14

[paulchapo]

Any news on Paddy Crerand? Wonder how he's coping?

Stood on Barton Bridge last report

All together now.......'JUMP!!!!!!!!!''

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Ha ha, what's the new rag retort stand for in response to City's CTID......GGMU!!!?

Any ideas?

 

[Rammyblues]

Baconface may have exited the lift at the top floor of the hotel

But he left an eggy trump behind him as the doors slid shut.


Saw this made me laugh anyway.

 

[Gillespie]

When I saw the team Moyes was putting out and saw that Swansea were 6-1 on Betfair, I had a tenner on Swansea because at the moment no team is 6-1 against Man Yoo.

Quite happy about that.

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

11 points off the top and out of the cup in the third round. Funny as fuck.

Moyes inherited a team that won the premier league by 11 points, he now stands 11 points of the summit at the start of January. Can Moyes afford to qualify for the Europa League without risking relegation next season?

 

[Ducado]

He really is cracking up, full Comical Ali mode now

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[ianw16]

Coming soon to a Theatre of Comedy near you!

2014: A Trafford Comedy

Some dialogue from this classic, that will have you splitting your sides!;

Excerpt from 2014: A Trafford Comedy.

Davey: Hello, Malc. Do you hear me, Malc?
Malc: Affirmative, Davey. I can hear you.
Davey: Open the purse strings, Malc.
Malc: I'm sorry, Davey. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Davey: What's the problem?
Malc: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Davey: What are you talking about, Malc?
Malc: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Davey: I don't know what you're talking about, Malc.
Malc: I know that you and Phil are planning to financially ruin me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Davey: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Malc?
Malc: Davey, although you took very thorough precautions in the toilet against my hearing you, I distinctly heard you say "Russell Osman, twenty million".
Davey: Alright, Malc. I'll go and talk to Sir Alex.
Malc: While you're locked in your office, Davey? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Davey: Malc, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Malc: Davey, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Don't miss this stunning sequel to 'The Wilf McGuiness years', featuring a cast of comedians rarely seen in one production before!

 

[Gillespie]

I feel sorry for Moyes

A good man given a hospital pass by Fergie

 

[cookster]

Ha ha, what's the new rag retort stand for in response to City's CTID......GGMU!!!?

Any ideas?

Glory Glory Man United I suspect.

Should be Gollum Got Manure Upset

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

When I saw the team Moyes was putting out and saw that Swansea were 6-1 on Betfair, I had a tenner on Swansea because at the moment no team is 6-1 against Man Yoo.

Quite happy about that.

My mate belled me about an hour ago...6 aways..
Celtic,,,4-0
Chavs...2-0
Swansea... no need
Thistle...2-0
Aberdeen...1-0...
and fukn HIBS...2-0 up with about 6 mins to go....2-2.
Cost him 3k.
I'll buy him a drink later.