United thread 2013/14

[Bilboblue]

tick tock...

Fantastic.

 

[dom]

Swansea City have announced their new sponsor for next season is Fairy Liquid, as both know how to get scum out of a cup.

Just forwarded to mates !!

Love it

Keep 'em coming

Still worried about driving past old trafford ,.....

far too many visitors seem to be picking up 3 points there

 

[Gillespie]

Coming soon to a Theatre of Comedy near you!

2014: A Trafford Comedy

Some dialogue from this classic, that will have you splitting your sides!;

Excerpt from 2014: A Trafford Comedy.

Davey: Hello, Malc. Do you hear me, Malc?
Malc: Affirmative, Davey. I can hear you.
Davey: Open the purse strings, Malc.
Malc: I'm sorry, Davey. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Davey: What's the problem?
Malc: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Davey: What are you talking about, Malc?
Malc: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Davey: I don't know what you're talking about, Malc.
Malc: I know that you and Phil are planning to financially ruin me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Davey: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Malc?
Malc: Davey, although you took very thorough precautions in the toilet against my hearing you, I distinctly heard you say "Russell Osman, twenty million".
Davey: Alright, Malc. I'll go and talk to Sir Alex.
Malc: While you're locked in your office, Davey? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Davey: Malc, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Malc: Davey, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Don't miss this stunning sequel to 'The Wilf McGuiness years', featuring a cast of comedians rarely seen in one production before!

If there is such a thing as post of the year, might I nominate this one? Excellent!

 

[Balti]

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

What worries me is that now they are out of the FA cup they could mount a serious challenge for the title, never write them off.

can I remind you that wumming is frowned upon on this forum.

hahahahaha kippaxblue76 for a ban I say,2 years ;)

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

 

[Marvin]

I feel sorry for Moyes

A good man given a hospital pass by Fergie

It's quite an argument amongst rags. One I agree with too, though I'm not sure Moyes was ever good enough to manage Utd anyway.

If City get past West Ham though, I can see them wiping a few smirks off City's faces. The job is not done yet. We need them out of the top 4, and trophyless. As it is they have a good chance of winning the League Cup. After changing their team today, and Sunderland playing a more or less full strength team, they are more or less certainties to beat Sunderland now.

If Rooney and RVP return they are still well capable of winning trophies and getting a top 4 spot so make sure no one shouts their mouth off before the job is done

 

[IH8MUFC]

ffs my sides can't take much more

 

[remember arthur mann]

The consensus is, if you don't come away from the swamp with a result this season, you are sh te!

 

[Citizen_Ando]

Any news on Paddy Crerand? Wonder how he's coping?

In a drunken stupor with Brazil. He cradling him in his arms saying soothing words

Wee Davey, he'll be ok, won't he!?

Hush now Big Al, Wee Davey will be ok. Sir will come and help! won't he?

Of course he will Paddy, shhh, it will be ok, Sir will come back, and Wee Davey! He'll be ok won't he!?

Wee Davey will be fine, Sir will come soon and he'll put things right. Sir is coming isn't he!?

Of course he is and when he does Wee Davey will be just fine.............he will be fine won't he Paddy?

Sir will make everything right, he has to, and Wee Davey will be fine, I'm sure of it...........Sir will be back won't he?

Of course Sir is coming and when he does Wee Davey will be fine

Yes, everything is going according to plan. Sir will come back and Wee Davey will be fine

sob, sniff, sob

No Al, it's ok, honestly, it's.......................did you finish the last of the Pinot Noir you snivelling ballbag?

Excellent! As expected then.