United thread 2013/14

[2sheikhs]

Wonder how RVP's "thigh injury" is considering he was skiing yesterday.

Hmmmmm.

Where you hear that?

My cousin, not a bullshitter.

Your cousin is a girl, right?.........right?

 

[mcmanus]

Someone said earlier that we should get a banner made with the chosen one on it but with the addition of a counter to their imminent demise. Its the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine, REM. My favourite tune at the moment

Never going to happen as City are far too classy and much less obsessed than the rag scum to have such at banner at the Etihad. That said would I love to see a photo-shopped version of their banner saying something like 'You Chose Wrong' or 'The Wrong Choice', doing the rounds.

As someone else has commented those arrogant tw@ts really have made a rod for their own back with that banner. Its turning in to the gift that will keep on giving as they are stuck with it now and can't take it down and as every week goes by with another sh1te performance the TV camera's will zoom in on it at full time. Love it.

They can't now take it down until wee Davey leaves and the beauty of that is thanks to the GPC and his bollox about giving the new manager time and this crap that u****d are somehow too classy to sack a manager, the arrogant cnuts are stuck with both the clueless Moyes and their stupid banner for some time to come...unless of course like the lying, hypocritical, two faced scumbags they are they decide to wrap wee Davey up in it and carry him out of the swap by February.

Good point well put.

Comedy ain't it?

 

[alfabianchi]

Stating you have a big warchest is just welcoming selling clubs to increase their hiking price.

So, no. There is no warchest here after all. But we know why this was mentioned of course.

I think they have got some cash to spend. The guardian worked out from their recent accounts and dealings that they had 86 million in spare cash to spend. The main problem is that nobody of any merit would move 6 months before the world cup. Then you've got that adult baby Edwardwoodwoodwoodwood who couldn't buy a bag of chips without David Gill driving him to the door of the chippy. And then a manager who's like a rabbit in the headlights unsure of what to do next. It's farcical and hilarious that a club the size of that can be so amateur. The arrogance of their summer transfer dealings was astonishing. For them to release a statement that they were offered first dibs on Ozil but turned it down is just want their gloryhunting fans wanted to hear when Jones and Cleverinho have been their main midfield pairing so far.

LARF

 

[Anonymous]

Where you hear that?

My cousin, not a bullshitter.

Your cousin is a girl, right?.........right?

After the shit we took for Tevez going awol ... I'd love for this to be true.

 

[laserblue]

Can someone explain us the scenarios where 5th or even 6th placed team in the league could potentially go to UCL quals?

The only way would be to win the Champions League like Chelsea did. They finished 6th and took Spurs' place in the CL.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

I think some on RagCafe are still hoping David Silva is gonna turn up!

hahaha i keep hearing this on here. what exactly happened

 

[laserblue]

I think some on RagCafe are still hoping David Silva is gonna turn up!

hahaha i keep hearing this on here. what exactly happened

It's all in Classic Threads - Sorry my bad English - Silva. The full wind up. Enjoy.

 

[2sheikhs]

To be honest, I think the most likely scenario is that the club will appoint a decent manager and give him the title of assistant to gollum. In effect, this new man will run all footballing matters and moyes will be given duties like arranging cones on the training ground or cleaning the showers or something. They'll then bully some other club into taking gollum off their hands and claim that he was head-hunted. As part of the compensation package, they'll loan his new club some of their academy superstars for fuck all.
There can only be one outstanding candidate for this role. A man with a rich vein of success with the rags and a collapsed vein in his grey, flacid, whisky-destroyed cock. Step forward Sir Patrick Crerand!!! (they're cut from the same cloth y'know. That piece of cloth wrapped around a 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jack)

 

[Dr Mick]

I think some on RagCafe are still hoping David Silva is gonna turn up!

hahaha i keep hearing this on here. what exactly happened

Check out the classic threads mate, I'm pretty sure its there. I've always fancied myself as a bit of a WUM but this guy is a f*ckin genius, way out of my league. His comment about 'well according to my TV he's just signed for us (u****d)' is particularly epic.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

To be honest, I think the most likely scenario is that the club will appoint a decent manager and give him the title of assistant to gollum. In effect, this new man will run all footballing matters and moyes will be given duties like arranging cones on the training ground or cleaning the showers or something. They'll then bully some other club into taking gollum off their hands and claim that he was head-hunted. As part of the compensation package, they'll loan his new club some of their academy superstars for fuck all.
There can only be one outstanding candidate for this role. A man with a rich vein of success with the rags and a collapsed vein in his grey, flacid, whisky-destroyed cock. Step forward Sir Patrick Crerand!!! (they're cut from the same cloth y'know. That piece of cloth wrapped around a 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jack)