United thread 2013/14

[blueparrot]

Some great comedy pics here, enjoy

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[Pam]

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Just

What

The

Fuck

 

[allan harper]

You'll never die, you'll never die, rely too much on Januzaj, our laughter it will never dry, and to the title, wave goodbye!

 

[welsh_andy]

where can i see the highlights? still havent seen any of it last night

try comedy central

 

[Groke]

If any rags that go on about us buying trophies just show them this

Rags: City:

GK: De Gea: 17.8m > GK: Hart: 1.5m
RB: Smalling: 10m > RB: Zabaleta: 6.5m
CB: Jones: 17m > CB: Kompany: 6.7m
CB: Ferdinand: 30m > CB: Demichelis: 3.5m
LB: Evra: 5.5m > LB: Kolorov: 17m
RM: Valencia: 16m > RM: Silva: 25m
CM: Carrick: 18.6m > CM: Toure: 24m
CM: Fellaini: 27.5m > CM: Fernandinho: 30m
LM: Young: 17m > LM: Nasri: 22m
CF: Rooney: 27m > CF: Aguero: 38m
CF: Van Persie: 22m > CF: Negredo: 16.8m

Total: 208.4 m > Total 190.7m

I know which team i'd prefer.

To be fair you can manipulate these figures which eever side you are on - add in Lescott/Nastasic instead of Demicellis and replace Ferdinad with Vidic and it falls on their side. Buit its good response to the typical "bought the league" bile

to be fair, factor in football inflation on the Rooney and Ferdinand values and it would be a big difference

 

[abu13]

I cant believe the way it turned out last night and how the lows created such highs

I was pissed of that the lesbian got the goal at the end, but if he hadnt we wouldn't have hsd penalties. I was gutted when Sunderland missed the first 2 spot kicks but if they hadnt I would not have seen the rags celebrating after going in front. I was fuming that AJ missed the chance to wrap it up, but if he had we would have missed the joy of watching the curly headed brazil nut fucking up

Only 1 pen from 5

rags, the gift that keeps giving

 

[scotty123]

Re: David Meek

This all makes Ferguson look an even better manager than he probably already did. He won't be arsed one bit about what's going on. This was his plan, this is why he brought in someone of Moyes level rather than try and open talks with Guardiola/Ancelotti/Mourinho who were all available. He never wanted someone to come in and overshadow his achievements, he's far too much of an egocentric old pissed up arsehole to allow that to happen. He is all about himself, he has actually been disrespectful to the club and its fans because he's made it all about him. The only thing he'll feel is surprised at how shit they have actually become. But he won't be particularly bothered because when he was there he made them what they became at their best.

A few Rags might see this and be rightfully pissed off with Ferguson's level of disrespect. Most won't and will think of him as they always have done because in all those years where he was the #1 prized cock of footy most of them never saw anything wrong with anything he ever did or said.

Meanwhile i'm laughing away at the - maybe short term (but still enjoyable) - demise of that club!

A rag more or less said the same on talkshite late last night, Brazil was most put out when they played the clip on the sports news this morning ''what is it coming to when they are turning on Sir Alex'' he bemoaned

Iv waited years for this fookin loving it, tick tock

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Half way down Chester Road
That's the place our pens belong
Seasons over
Blues in clover
Take me home
M1 road.

 

[manimanc]

You'll never die, you'll never die, rely too much on Januzaj, our laughter it will never dry, and to the title, wave goodbye!

I like.....

 

[petermanc]

There is a thread on redcafe called phil jones penalty face sorry dont know how to post a link there is a few quotes below but there is loads more there piss taking of him is even better than City fans can come up with!

He could be the greatest player in our club's history.

What the fuck was Fergie smoking that day.

How does his brain even work? Voices? Pictures? Animal Sounds? N64 graphics and characters?

Considering the number of times he tries to head the ball when it's 2 feet in the air and about 3 inches from an attackers boot I'm wondering if his brain works at all.